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Azi a trebuit s\u0103 ajung la un notar.  Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi,  dar nu po\u021bi s\u0103 ie\u0219i cu copiii din \u021bar\u0103 dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti \u0219i cu cel\u0103lalt p\u0103rinte,  sau dac\u0103 nu ai o declara\u021bie c\u0103 ai voie s\u0103 ie\u0219i singur cu copiii. <\/p>\n

B\u0103i, acum tot s-a schimbat ceva \u00een bine, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum a fost de c\u0103cat. D\u0103deam declara\u021bie valabil\u0103 un an \u00een care trebuia s\u0103 spun exact \u021b\u0103rile \u00een care are voie s\u0103 plece so\u021bia cu copiii. Nu puteam s\u0103 zic a\u0219a, \u00een general, oriunde, sau Uniunea European\u0103 sau “Asia”,  c\u0103 nu o l\u0103sau \u0103ia la vam\u0103.  Trebuia s\u0103 spui exact \u021bara. \u0218i evident c\u0103 f\u0103ceam un pomelnic, c\u0103 dac\u0103 tot pierd timpul \u0219i dau banul, nu vreau s\u0103 fie nevoie s\u0103 trec iar pe la notar, \u00een decurs de un an, doar pentru c\u0103 am proiect undeva unde nu m-am g\u00e2ndit ini\u021bial.  <\/p>\n

Dar de-acum s-a ispr\u0103vit.  Declara\u021bia e valabil\u0103 3 ani \u0219i dac\u0103 nu pui tu condi\u021bii e valabil\u0103 oriunde,  \u0219i-n Laponia, dac\u0103 vrei. <\/p>\n

Problema e c\u0103 dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci ceva la un notar \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i nu “te \u0219tii” cu el, trebuie s\u0103 faci programare, taic\u0103,  cu zile sau s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00eenainte. \u0218i m-am trezit eu miercuri. Aha, muie. Deci la V\u00e2lcea. Acolo dac\u0103 ai bulan,  e pe loc, dac\u0103 nu, stai vreo or\u0103,  a\u0219a f\u0103r\u0103 programare la un notar random. <\/p>\n

Am venit \u00eentr-aci asear\u0103,  dar aveam azi treab\u0103, gen la proiectul la care lucrez; gr\u0103mad\u0103.  \u0218i c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi dau \u0103ia o c\u0103ciul\u0103 de bani, parc\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi vine, c\u00e2nd le arde lor mai tare \u0219i se bazeaz\u0103 pe tine ,  s\u0103 le spui c\u0103,  pula mea, fratica,  am \u0219i eu treab\u0103 c\u00e2teva ore. M-am trezit eu de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i am f\u0103cut c\u00e2teva lucruri \u00een avans, am \u021binut \u0219edin\u021ba vie\u021bii \u0219i m-am dus lansat c\u0103tre ora\u0219, pe la ora la care o ard indienii la pr\u00e2nz.  <\/p>\n

Cum am parcat am scos laptopul \u0219i am b\u0103gat mai ceva ca Neo,  b\u0103i unele zile sunt chiar a\u0219a,   \u00een 45 de minute, erau vreo 10 mailuri cu 5 probleme.  S\u0103 \u00eemi smulg p\u0103rul \u0219i alta nu.  So\u021bia  a plecat s\u0103 caute notar, eu b\u0103gam din ma\u0219in\u0103. Le-a l\u0103sat \u0103lora actele, ne-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit  \u0219i am urcat \u00eentr-un mall. C\u00e2t am probat 2 perechi de pantaloni au mai venit 5 mailuri,  indienii no\u0219tri frecau duda, c\u0103 plm, vineri.  Am g\u0103sit o cafenea \u0219i am mai b\u0103gat juma de ora \u0219i de acolo, de mi-am dat seama la final c\u0103 am dat banii degeaba pe latte,  c\u0103 era tot \u00een pahar c\u00e2nd m-am ridicat.  Am plecat c\u0103 erau gata actele \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai st\u0103team acolo nu mai ajungeam la timp acas\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bin \u0219edin\u021ba.  Oricum nu am ajuns, dar nu puteam s\u0103 fac asta cu muzica de Mall \u0219i l\u0103trat de copil mic pe fundal, chit c\u0103 eu pot s\u0103 ignor sunete. <\/p>\n

Nu exagerez, mergeam pe strad\u0103 cu laptopul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, deschis,  scriam pe Lync \u0219i so\u021bia m\u0103 tr\u0103gea de m\u00e2n\u0103 ca pe orbi, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 calce ma\u0219inile. Am intrat la notar teleghidat, nici bun\u0103-ziua, nici futu-te \u00een cur,  m-am tr\u00e2ntit pe un scaun cu laptopul pe o mas\u0103 \u0219i am continuat. M-am \u00eentrerupt s\u0103 citesc foaia aia \u0219i s\u0103 semnez, dup\u0103 care am plecat cum am venit, cu \u0103la deschis. <\/p>\n

Aveam cam 25-30 de minute la dispozi\u021bie sa ajung acas\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bin urm\u0103toarea \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, dar mai aveam \u0219i de lucru. Oric\u00e2t de repede a\u0219 conduce, \u00een mai pu\u021bin se 25 de minute nu am reu\u0219it vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 fac 40km,  majoritatea prin sate. \u0218i nici nu-i foarte sigur s\u0103 chilotez eu \u00een a\u0219a hal.  <\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 am trecut frumos \u00een spate cu laptopul deschis \u0219i am continuat. Cu \u0219ofer. Ca \u00een limuzin\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 nu stau a\u0219a de comod cu tot cu calculator. \u00cemi dau seama acum ce boieri sunt copiii mei. B\u0103i, nu c\u0103 m\u0103 laud, dar bun\u0103 rabla, sper s\u0103 nu mai puie \u0103\u0219tia \u00eenc\u0103 alte taxe pe ea, c\u0103 nu a\u0219 vinde-o prea cur\u00e2nd.  Stau cu laptopul deschis 135 de grade \u0219i am loc berechet s\u0103 lucrez.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 e ceva mi\u0219to la treaba asta, e c\u0103 lucrez prin Citrix. Mai pierd conexiunea, e ok, intru iar \u0219i o iau fix de unde am r\u0103mas, nu se vede,  c\u0103 sunt “client” iar ma\u0219ina virtual\u0103 pe care lucrez e pe un server.  Dac\u0103 dau submit la o chestie,  tocmai c\u0103 se proceseaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 loghez iar\u0103\u0219i. Am pus \u0219i mousemoverul meu acolo, ca s\u0103 mi\u0219te mouse-ul \u00eentr-una,  c\u0103 altfel m\u0103 taie \u0103ia dup\u0103 10-15 minute f\u0103r\u0103 activitate. A\u0219a st\u0103 ma\u0219ina aia virtuala online \u0219i m\u0103 \u021bine logat toat\u0103 ziulica. <\/p>\n

Am oprit pe drum s\u0103 dau un telefon \u0219i am oprit din nou, zece minute mai t\u00e2rziu, \u00eentr-un sat s\u0103 \u021bin \u0219edin\u021ba.  Treceau ma\u0219ini,  treceau oameni,  \u0219i se holbau la mine cu c\u0103\u0219tile \u00een urechi \u0219i laptopul pe picioare.  Doamna la volan, cu motorul pornit, c\u0103 nu prea mai aveam baterie la telefon  \u0219i consum\u0103,  nene, pe modul hotspot, a\u0219a c\u0103 era la \u00eenc\u0103rcat.<\/p>\n

Suspect. Ce nu face omul ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i copiii Danemarca.<\/p>\n

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