{"id":9615,"date":"2017-10-02T14:43:32","date_gmt":"2017-10-02T12:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9615"},"modified":"2017-10-02T14:43:32","modified_gmt":"2017-10-02T12:43:32","slug":"un-nou-trend-platforme-pentru-barbati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9615","title":{"rendered":"Un nou trend.\u00a0 Platforme pentru b\u0103rba\u021bi\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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*Poate trendul nu e nou, da’ nu-s nici eu cunoscut c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac dup\u0103 ultimele colec\u021bii haut couture.  E nou pentru mine. <\/p>\n

Tocmai c\u00e2nd scria Livache c\u0103 povestea mea cu b\u0103utur\u0103 sun\u0103 a midlife crisis,  iar eu \u00eei r\u0103spundeam, din cabina de prob\u0103 a unui mall, c\u0103 i se pare, \u00een timp ce probam o pereche de pantalonii vi\u0219inii,  nevasta \u00eemi aduce o pereche de pantofi vi\u0219iniu-violet ( nu \u0219tiu culoarea aia)  s\u0103-i probez. C\u0103 merg cu pantalonii.  C\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 duc eu la birou a\u0219a, auzi 🍥.   Nici m\u0103car culoarea nu e problematic\u0103.  Mi se p\u0103rea chiar mi\u0219to, \u00een sinea mea, dar mi-e cam ru\u0219ine s\u0103 recunosc a\u0219a ceva. Nu \u0219tiu de ce. \u00cens\u0103 tocul b\u0103i frate,  era platform\u0103.  Serios, platforme de b\u0103rba\u021bi.  \u00cen afar\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 st\u0103team cam dubios \u00een ei, mi se p\u0103rea alunecos interiorul \u0219i c\u0103 m\u0103 strangeau un pic acolo unde se \u00eenchid \u0219ireturile, sunt chiar mi\u0219to.  \u0218tiu, \u00een sinea mea e un mic cocalar, pentru c\u00e2teva minute chiar \u00eemi trecea prin cap s\u0103 merg la birou \u00een halul \u0103la,  dar am revenit pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. <\/p>\n

Doamna m\u0103 \u00eencuraja cu “sunt mi\u0219to, pari mai \u00eenalt”; m-a\u0219 fi sim\u021bit la fel de \u00eencurajat  dac\u0103  m-ar \u00eendemnat s\u0103 port  prezervative cu prelungitor, ca s\u0103 para mai lung\u0103,  lol. <\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 chiar exist\u0103 a\u0219a ceva, nu da\u021bi buzna \u00een farmacii, acuma. <\/p>\n

Motiv pentru care i-am desc\u0103l\u021bat \u0219i mi-am v\u0103zut de lucruri mai serioase cu toate insisten\u021bele v\u00e2nz\u0103toarei care repeta c\u0103 se poart\u0103 foarte mult anul \u0103sta, dimpreun\u0103 cu pantaloni p\u00e2n\u0103 la glezne, presupun.  <\/p>\n

B\u0103i, nu c\u0103 am ceva cu chestia asta, chiar le st\u0103 bine pulifricilor de p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 30 de ani cu hainele \u0103stea de Gavro\u0219i,  <\/i>\u0219i mai reflect\u0103 \u0219i starea lor material\u0103,  doar c\u0103 parc\u0103 nu-s de mine. Probabil c\u0103 m\u0103 bo\u0219orogesc. Sper c\u0103 nu.  Da’ simt c\u0103 e un pic prea devreme pentru criza v\u00e2rstei de mijloc \u0219i nici nu vreau s\u0103 \u00eei dau dreptate lui Livache. 
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Totu\u0219i, azi diminea\u021b\u0103 am v\u0103zut \u00een aeroport pantofi cam tot \u00een modelul \u0103la,  doar c\u0103 desena\u021bi \u00eentr-o not\u0103 un pic mai serioas\u0103.  Adic\u0103 nu erau vi\u0219iniu-violet \u0219i parc\u0103 nici la fel de blingo\u0219i. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*Poate trendul nu e nou, da’ nu-s nici eu cunoscut c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac dup\u0103 ultimele colec\u021bii haut couture.  E nou pentru mine.  Tocmai c\u00e2nd scria…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9614,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[2112,2113],"class_list":["post-9615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","tag-fashion","tag-pantofi-platforma"],"views":2439,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/DSC_2040-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2v5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9615\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}