{"id":964,"date":"2014-11-06T18:33:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-06T16:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=964"},"modified":"2014-11-06T18:36:42","modified_gmt":"2014-11-06T16:36:42","slug":"de-la-munca-unde-o-sa-tot-stau-azi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=964","title":{"rendered":"De la munca&#8230;unde o sa tot stau azi&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.swarthmore.edu\/borderwall\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/gate3-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"182\" \/><\/p>\n<p>E un mos, care pleaca iute acasa. Pe la 5 , \u00a05 si jumatate se usuie. Acu&#8217; vreo 5 minute, cred, se sifona subtil. Asa face mereu. Inchiriaza masina si la plecare tace malc si nu ia pe nimeni. Nu e bai. Gasim cu ce sa plecam . Iar azi am masina cu mine. Acu&#8217; se intoarse avand un rictus macabru si fata pamantie. Si zice cu accent doicicanez :<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Like in the Democratic Republic of Germany ( de unde e si el) , they have closed everything and we&#8217;re trapped in!<br \/>\n-Mmm, is the building&#8217;s door locked? You can get out through the factory&#8230;zic eu.<br \/>\nEl:<br \/>\n-No, no&#8230; The gate is locked , I can&#8217;t get out with the car. Probably Mr. Gorbaciov is coming to visit our factory.<\/p>\n<p>Glume de comunisti batrani&#8230; Aproape ca plange. Empatic si compasional cum ma stiti mai\u00a0ca-mi vine sa ii zic : &#8220;Hahaha, ti-ai furat-o! Ore suplimentare pana dimineata :)! . Gen , vezi eu sunt tanar si sar gardu&#8217; pana la masina !&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ma mai uit odata afara. Imi vad masina . Dar nu prin gard, ca am parcat ca handicapatii la usa, cand am venit de la masa.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pfuuu&#8217; , &#8216;ra-ti\u00a0ai dracu&#8217; de idioti cu lagaru&#8217; vostru!<br \/>\nMosu:<br \/>\n-What is that ?<br \/>\n-Yea, like Eastern Germany , indeed! Do you know someone that can unlock us , kind of like \u00a0&#8211; this evening?<br \/>\n-What is &#8220;kind of like&#8221; ?<br \/>\n&#8230;\u00a0Ma-ta!<\/p>\n<p>-It means that I am not planning to sleep here .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; E un mos, care pleaca iute acasa. Pe la 5 , \u00a05 si jumatate se usuie. Acu&#8217; vreo 5 minute, cred, se sifona subtil.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82],"tags":[164,162,163,166,165],"class_list":["post-964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prin-lume","tag-access-issues","tag-probleme-de-planning","tag-security-issues","tag-workoholy","tag-workplace"],"views":1356,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-fy","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=964"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":966,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions\/966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}