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Am citit articolul \u0103sta<\/a> \u0219i aveam ceva de zis dar nu aveam cuvintele \u00een ordine.  <\/p>\n

Nici acum nu-s toate, dar uit.  V\u0103d un lucru care,  cel pu\u021bin \u00een ceea ce prive\u0219te percep\u021bia mea,  e \u00een crescendo.  <\/p>\n

Opinia c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 fie niciun Brexit,  c\u0103 britanicii o s-o dea \u00eenapoi,  o s\u0103 o l\u0103l\u0103ie,  sau o s-o fac\u0103 la mi\u0219to. \u0218i britanici \u0219i str\u0103ini par s\u0103 \u00eencline \u00eenspre ideea asta. Poate e din cauza modului britaninicilor de a face politic\u0103,  poate e natura uman\u0103, poate. <\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd m\u0103 mai uit la un tembelizor,  la o \u0219tire,  a\u0219a \u00eemi pare \u0219i mie. Da c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit acolo unde-s lucruri mai concrete, nu. <\/p>\n

Io c\u00e2nd zbor cu avionul mai trag cu coada ochiului in st\u00e2nga,  dreapta, mai ciulesc urechea, am obiceiuri d-astea infecte de securisto-vizorist. Nu zic nimic, nu \u00eentreb pe nimeni al cui \u0219i de unde e, doar bag la cap.  M\u0103 rog, c\u00e2teodat\u0103 mai intru \u00een discu\u021bie cu oameni. <\/p>\n

A\u0219 fi sperat s\u0103 observ ceva relevant c\u00e2t am zburat la Londra, da’ cred c\u0103 \u0103ia relevan\u021bi nu zboar\u0103 cu Wizz, a\u0219a c\u0103 nimic.  <\/p>\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte viziunea s-a schimbat de c\u00e2nd zbor prin Germania.<\/p>\n

Multe CEO-uri, CFO-uri, CIO-uri \u0219i al\u021bi diver\u0219i din top \u0219i mid managementul companiilor. Am zis multe, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu care e treaba de pare c\u0103-s mai multe femei. Poate m\u0103 \u00een\u0219el.   \u0102\u0219tia,  ai dracului,  sunt to\u021bi s\u00e2rguinciosi, nu ca mine, care dorm blan\u0103 tot zborul.  \u0102\u0219tia,  de cum au voie, scot laptopul pe picioare \u0219i defileaz\u0103 prin PowerPoint-uri \u0219i Excel-uri,  iar p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 voie,  r\u0103sfoiesc versiunea “hard copy”. B\u0103 coaie,  consum\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia h\u00e2rtie de nu se poate.  Ce calculatoare, tablete, telefoane. \u0102\u0219tia la orice au \u0219i versiunea printata,  plus marker \u00een geant\u0103.  Du\u0219manii planetei. <\/p>\n

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Cu cei patru ochi pot vedea o chestie comun\u0103 pe planurile tuturor. Toat\u0103 lumea are un slide cu Brexit Plan.  Toat\u0103 lumea. <\/p>\n

\u0218i am vorbit cu vreo 2-3 d-astia.  <\/p>\n

Dom’ne,  ce tot face\u021bi at\u00e2tea planuri, crede\u021bi c\u0103-i chiar pe bune,  dac\u0103 se r\u0103zg\u00e2ndesc \u0103\u0219tia?  <\/p>\n

Viziunea e unanim\u0103: <\/p>\n

– Britanicii pot s\u0103 se r\u0103zg\u00e2ndeasc\u0103, dac\u0103 vor, da’ Brexitul nostru merge \u00eenainte.  Banii sunt aloca\u021bi,  firmele contractoare care se ocup\u0103 de “change management” au fost tocmite \u0219i-au \u00eenceput deja munca, mon\u0219trii se mi\u0219c\u0103 deja. <\/p>\n

Nu se \u00eentoarce nimeni din drum \u0219i nu-i vorba de oameni. Un nene zicea c\u0103 firma la care lucreaz\u0103 el  a investit deja >100M euro s\u0103 mute o parte din business din Spania \u00een UK, unde aveau deja mai multe planturi \u0219i c\u0103 au terminat relocarea \u00een 2016. Dup\u0103 care au trebuit s\u0103 planifice mutarea din UK. Cic\u0103 e mai ieftin c\u0103 au o parte din proces deja testat, Lol. \u0218i c\u0103 ei ar fi vrut s\u0103 mai r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 un pic, c\u0103 \u0219tii, sutele astea de milioane nu le inventezi a\u0219a din pix, dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti banc\u0103.  Da’ nu s-a putut. C\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd faci genul \u0103sta de mutare te bazezi mult pe contractori p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi stabilizezi business-ul.   Ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenchizi \u0219andramaua din Spania\/ Germania\/ Rom\u00e2nia \/Ce-o fi, nu te a\u0219tep\u021bi ca oamenii aia s\u0103 te urmeze \u00een UK,  c\u0103 poate planurile lor de via\u021b\u0103 nu coincid cu business-ul t\u0103u. Plus c\u0103 poate se bucur\u0103 la salariile compensatorii,  vorba aia, de abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 le dai un \u0219ut \u00een cur, c\u0103 e pe bani. A\u0219a e \u00een UE, mai cu socialism a\u0219a.  Eh, \u0219i ca s\u0103 stabile\u0219ti noua organiza\u021bie angajezi tu local, da’ p\u00e2n\u0103 vin trebuie s-o construie\u0219ti mai \u00eent\u00e2i, c\u0103 a\u0219a e zicala.  \u0218i chiar dac\u0103 vin,  sunt habarnisti nu \u0219tiu nimic despre ce faci tu acolo. A\u0219a c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 aduci pe cineva s\u0103 fac\u0103 transferul de cuno\u0219tin\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 “asimilarea” (ref. BORG).  Aia de la loca\u021bia anterioar\u0103 vin dac\u0103 vor, dac\u0103 pot, dac\u0103 pula mea, oricum sunt la futu-i m\u0103-sa c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 la ei e finalul. A\u0219a c\u0103 se lucreaz\u0103 la greu cu contractori.  Mercenari. Pe \u0103\u0219tia oricum ii doare \u00een pul\u0103.  Acum sunt la tine, m\u00e2ine la concurentul t\u0103u, poim\u00e2ine… <\/p>\n

Dar ce s\u0103 vezi, \u0103ia au plecat primii din UK \u0219i cum s-a dus lira in cap \u0219i-au \u0219i luat cortul \u0219i-au plecat \u00een UE. P\u0103i, nu?  <\/p>\n

\u0218i treaba e clar\u0103.  Faptul c\u0103 s-ar suci acum englezii nu ii \u00eentoarce pe \u0103\u0219tia \u00eenapoi.  De abia au \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eei dea \u00eenainte cu planurile de ie\u0219ire.  Indiferent de ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 de m\u00e2ine \u00eenainte,  cincinalul \u0103sta \u00een direc\u021bia asta mergem, taic\u0103. <\/p>\n

La \u0103\u0219tia la care lucrez chiar a fost o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103,  cic\u0103,  \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajung eu, c\u0103 au \u00eentrebat \u0103ia din UK ce planuri au cu ei, c\u0103 nu vedeau nimic de Brexit. Bine,  nu vedeau nimic c\u0103 sunt pe extrac\u021bie de resurse \u0219i c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia aveau oricum \u00een plan s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 toat\u0103 compania, Lol, dar na. Voiau oamenii s\u0103 \u0219tie ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu ei. <\/p>\n

\u0218i discu\u021bia a decurs simplu. Li s-a spus ceva gen: ” B\u0103, b\u0103ie\u021bi, pe noi ( pe corpora\u021bii) nu ne-a \u00eentrebat nimeni ce p\u0103rere avem. “You’ve had your say, now we all learn to live with it! Hai Turbo Jet d-aici!” <\/p>\n

\u0218i cam asta e direc\u021bia de peste tot.  A\u0219a c\u0103 dream-on la soft Brexit \u0219i unbrexit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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