{"id":9661,"date":"2017-10-12T19:25:35","date_gmt":"2017-10-12T17:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9661"},"modified":"2017-10-12T21:37:15","modified_gmt":"2017-10-12T19:37:15","slug":"din-copenhaga-bodega-locul-cel-mai-drag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9661","title":{"rendered":"Din Copenhaga: Bodega, locul cel mai drag."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nu numai pentru localnici. <\/p>\n

Uneori, c\u00e2nd nu sunt acas\u0103, \u00eenlocuiesc masa de sear\u0103 cu 1 kilometru de alergat, dac\u0103 nu plou\u0103,  ca \u00een ultimele dou\u0103 luni. <\/p>\n

Sau cu un baton proteic. Sau cu 50 de grame de coniac, rom sau,  rareori,  whiskey.  C\u0103 una din serile trecute. Lucru care e o idee proast\u0103 c\u0103 dup\u0103 aia chiar c\u0103 \u00eemi e foame. <\/p>\n

Mie-mi plac bodegile mai mult dec\u00e2t terasele, sau restaurantele,  sau cluburile.  Da, bodegi, cr\u00e2\u0219me,  nu puburi.  Genul de taverna unde se umple de scursuri, s\u0103raci, viciati \u0219i interlopi. \u00cemi plac bodegile mai mult dec\u00e2t \u00eemi place bautura. <\/p>\n

Din motive evidente,  trebuie s\u0103 fac asta mai degrab\u0103 singur,  e aiurea s\u0103 merg cu so\u021bia \u00eentr-o spelunca de asta \u0219i s\u0103 st\u0103m la bar \u0219i s\u0103 bem  ceva ce promite s\u0103 fie o b\u0103utur\u0103 legitim\u0103,  dar nu e\u0219ti sigur \u0219i nici nu e\u0219ti \u00een pozi\u021bia s\u0103 protestezi, sau m\u0103car s\u0103 la\u0219i paharul plin \u0219i s\u0103 pleci,  c\u0103 nu \u0219tii dac\u0103 nu \u0219terg \u0103ia cu tine pe jos ; a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eenghi\u021bi \u0219i maxim te str\u00e2mbi,  s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 e de la t\u0103rie,  nu neap\u0103rat din cauz\u0103 ca nu e spirtul tras bine prin p\u00e2ine \u0219i coloran\u021bii par a fi naturali, pe baz\u0103 de cianur\u0103.  \u0218i nici nu am multi prieteni c\u0103rora le place genul de stabiliment. <\/p>\n

A\u0219a am g\u0103sit pubul lu’ Andy. Mi s-a p\u0103rut cel mai dubios din toat\u0103 zona a\u0219a c\u0103 am dat buzna \u0219i m-am a\u0219ezat pe scaun direct la bar. <\/p>\n

M-a intrebat ce vreau un tip, care cred c\u0103 era barman, dar nu sunt sigur, c\u0103 \u00een restul timpului era \u00een sal\u0103 cu gagic\u0103-sa, jucau ceva quiz ( \u00een danez\u0103,  nu am \u00een\u021beles o iota)  cu alte 5 cupluri, iar Andy le citea \u00eentreb\u0103rile.  C\u00e2\u0219tigatorul se \u00eenfigea \u00eentr-o frapiera plin\u0103 cu sticle de vodc\u0103 \u0219i bere. Asta am \u00een\u021beles.<\/p>\n

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Ceva afum\u0103tura, unu’ mic de 12 ani, sco\u021bian, pe care mi la turnat \u00eentr-un pahar care nu p\u0103rea sp\u0103lat – \u00een urm\u0103 cu dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni , dar m\u0103car era suficient de tare s\u0103 am \u00eencredere c\u0103 merge \u0219i c\u0103 dezinfectant. <\/p>\n

A, \u0219i credeam c\u0103 \u00een \u021b\u0103rile civilizate nu se mai fumeaz\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu cum e \u00een DK,  dar \u00een barul \u0103sta se fuma la greu. Bujdigai. Aveam \u0219i scrumiera (plin\u0103,  c\u0103 cine pula mea s\u0103 o goleasc\u0103,  \u0103la juca quiz)  \u00een fa\u021b\u0103.  \u0218i era o doamn\u0103 la bar care a fumat vreo 10 \u021big\u0103ri \u00een jum\u0103tate de or\u0103.  Cred c\u0103 \u00eencerca s\u0103 transmit\u0103 ceva mesaje \u00een dep\u0103rtare (la ce rotocoale ie\u0219eau pe u\u0219\u0103,  sau e ultima tehnologie de a te cloaca.  <\/p>\n

A\u0219 mai fi stat s\u0103 m\u0103 otr\u0103vesc dar a venit o doamn\u0103, s\u0103 fi avut \u00een total  la vreo 200 ( ani + kilograme ) \u0219i s-a a\u0219ezat l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine .  Care a cerut o bere, dup\u0103 care a borat pe podea, ca o doamn\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce a cerut, nu a apucat s\u0103  bea.  \u0218i am plecat, c\u0103 ce e mult stric\u0103.  Dar altceva voiam s\u0103 zic. <\/p>\n

B\u0103i, anul \u0103sta am fost prin cr\u00e2\u0219me prin UK \u0219i pe aici- DK.  \u0218i am ajuns la o singur\u0103 concluzie. \u00cen barurile rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti chiar \u0219i alea sp\u0103late nu ai ce pula mea s\u0103 bei. Adic\u0103 ai, numai mizerii \u0219i vreo c\u00e2teva chestii stereotip: coniac Martell Vs sau VSOP, sau Hennessey la fel  , brandy Alexandrion – 3 sau 5 stele ( de\u0219i exista \u0219i 7 \u0219i 12).  Whiskeane: Johnny Oac\u0103r ( ro\u0219u sau negru) ,  Jack \u0219i vreo alt\u0103 mizerie dintre Teachers,  Ballantine’s sau J&B. Le-am zis pe toate, a\u0219a-i? A si Chivas Regal, obligator’.<\/p>\n

Cine \u0219tie pe unde g\u0103se\u0219ti vreun Macallan.  <\/p>\n

\u0218i cost\u0103 de la 4 euro \u00een sus toate sp\u0103l\u0103turile astea de butoi.  <\/p>\n

Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardberg?  Ce s\u0103 mai zic de Octomore? Pula, la festival poate.<\/p>\n

Parantez\u0103: [Care festival anul asta e intre 10-12 Noiembrie,  toma c\u00e2nd sunt eu plecat.  <\/p>\n

M\u0103 adresez aici c\u0103tre fratele meleu, carele dac\u0103 ajungi pe acolo, ia-mi \u0219i mie o sticlu\u021b\u0103 de Octomore,  dac\u0103 e subt 6 meleoane.  Nu-i spune so\u021biei, c\u0103 pl\u0103tesc din diurn\u0103,  c\u00e2nd nu e ea atent\u0103 ;).  ] <\/p>\n

Continui. 
\n\u0218i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ficat, trebuie s\u0103 scapi repede \u0219i de rinichi, c\u0103 nu-s sub 10-15 euro, atunci c\u00e2nd le g\u0103se\u0219ti.  <\/p>\n

\u00cen Oxford era standard, 3.7 lire pe orice whisky de 10-12 ani. 4.5-5,  dac\u0103 voiai ceva mai bun de 15-18.  Pe 40 de grame. \u00cen Londra cam o lir\u0103 \u00een plus. <\/p>\n

La \u0103\u0219tia am dat 35 de coroane ( aproape 5 euro) pe un Macallan de 10 ani. Nu m-a impresionat \u0219i am mai dat 45 pe afum\u0103tura; un Talisker de 18 ani. Plm, scumpe conservele, dar m\u0103car aveau bun\u0103t\u0103\u021bi \u0219i merit\u0103.  <\/p>\n

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\u00cen Bucure\u0219ti nu am unde s\u0103 merg la ceva similar. Adic\u0103 o chestie f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u021bii unde po\u021bi s\u0103 bei chestii decente. Doar vin. Vin g\u0103se\u0219ti unde s\u0103 bei. Dac\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi ceva de genul let me know. <\/p>\n

F\u0103r\u0103 Tuborg la halb\u0103 \u0219i bere artizanala, m\u0103 pis pe ele, nu sunt de mine.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nu numai pentru localnici.  Uneori, c\u00e2nd nu sunt acas\u0103, \u00eenlocuiesc masa de sear\u0103 cu 1 kilometru de alergat, dac\u0103 nu plou\u0103,  ca \u00een ultimele dou\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9659,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2011,82,1],"tags":[2120,2118,2119],"class_list":["post-9661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-danemarca","category-prin-lume","category-uncategorized","tag-bauturi","tag-bodega","tag-crasma"],"views":3127,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/DSC_2074-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2vP","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9661"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9665,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9661\/revisions\/9665"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}