{"id":9700,"date":"2017-10-18T19:01:10","date_gmt":"2017-10-18T17:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9700"},"modified":"2017-10-18T19:01:10","modified_gmt":"2017-10-18T17:01:10","slug":"motivationalul-zilei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9700","title":{"rendered":"Motivationalul zilei"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Aceasta este o poveste cu retarzi, mai bine zis un retard, prieten de-al meu, dar a\u0219a pe departe, care e contractor prin diferite companii \u0219i are doi copii. Nu-l cunosc prea bine.<\/p>\n

Aduc copiii \u00een discu\u021bie doar pentru c\u0103 au luat ceva toxicoinfec\u021bie alimentar\u0103 d-asta, cum se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, d-aia cu vom\u0103 convulsiv\u0103 and shit, lot of it, dar am auzit ca le-ar fi\u00a0 trecut repede, nu despre ei e vorba.<\/p>\n

E vorba c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti contractor e\u0219ti pu\u021bin atent cu s\u0103n\u0103tatea, c\u0103 nu ai chestia aia care se nume\u0219te sick days. Poate crezi tu c\u0103 ai asigurare de s\u0103n\u0103tate premium, full casco \u0219i mai \u0219tiu eu ce, dar nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103 la fel cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 sick days. Cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u00een afar\u0103, nu neap\u0103rat \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n

Ideea e c\u0103 dac\u0103 te \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219ti un pic \u0219i nu prea te sim\u021bi pe treaba ta ca s\u0103 munce\u0219ti, po\u021bi s-o faci dar pe banii t\u0103i. Dac\u0103 vrei ceva de la asigur\u0103ri trebuie s\u0103 \u201ddeschizi dosar de daun\u0103\u201d. Care implic\u0103 mers la medic, luat certificate medicale \u0219i tofelu’<\/em> de analize \u0219i se \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u021bi-e r\u0103u gen ai un ochi lips\u0103, ambele picioare retezate din g\u00e2t \u0219i tot\u0103 familia la cap cu lum\u00e2narea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 rugandu-se s\u0103 mori dracului mai repede, n-ai pofta \u0219i timp de asta.<\/p>\n

Prin urmare, a\u0219a se face c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd cineva prin cas\u0103 se \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219te de o chestie d-asta infec\u021bioas\u0103 de burt\u0103 te cam protejezi, ai \u0219i tu grij\u0103 ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci, c\u0103 nu se \u0219tie. Chestiile \u0103stea se mai iau. Mai ales c\u00e2nd nu \u0219tii cauza.<\/p>\n

Nu e cazul prietenului meu care are ceva cuno\u0219tin\u021be medicale \u0219i de alimenta\u021bie \u0219i care azinoapte pe la trei \u00eenc\u0103 lucra la o chestie nerezolvat\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2nca\/bea\u00a0 compulsiv chestii :<\/p>\n

lapte b\u0103tut, ca\u0219caval, ceva mezel (habar nu avea ce c\u0103uta mizeria aia \u00een frigider, a\u0219a c\u0103 a luat-o dracului de-acolo, c\u0103 dac\u0103 se-atinge vreun copil de ea), o cafea cu lapte dulce \u0219i de ce nu, un pahar de smoothie de pere \u0219i struguri -natural, ce dracu’.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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A\u0219a c\u0103 azi, nu c\u0103 era deranjat de o diaree d-aia mai sub\u021bire ca apa, c\u0103 aia e ok, e baia \u201dnext-door\u201d, dar a\u0219a de ni\u0219te febr\u0103, frisoane, dureri musculare,\u00a0 grea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i gust metalic \u00een gur\u0103. \u0102sta ultimul e de la aparatul dentar \u0219i-i acolo tot timpul, dar sun\u0103 mai periculos c\u00e2nd o spui \u00een contextul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, cert e c\u0103 s-a g\u00e2ndit el c\u0103 o s\u0103 lucreze un pic mai tango \u0219i-o s\u0103 ponteze doar la un client \u0219i aia e. Se mai \u00eentindea pe canapea din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd s\u0103 mai tremure pu\u021bin sub p\u0103tur\u0103, mai \u021binea o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, mai f\u0103cea un debug, mai scria un power point, se mai f\u0103cea un pic de r\u00e2s la prezentare cu c\u00e2teva elemente lips\u0103, asta e,\u00a0 prostia se pl\u0103te\u0219te.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cum st\u0103tea el a\u0219a, \u00eentr-un episod d-\u0103sta, lu\u0219it pe canapeaua aia, cu un ochi pe Lync, ca trebuia s\u0103-l caute cineva pentru o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103, cu altul \u00eenchis \u0219i\u00a0 f\u0103r\u0103 pic de pofta de munc\u0103, so\u021bia lui iubitoare se apropie \u0219i-i spune c\u0103 nu se simte bine c\u00e2nd \u00eel vede a\u0219a, cum sufer\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103 pleac\u0103 la cump\u0103r\u0103turi.<\/p>\n

Ce-nseamn\u0103 s\u0103 te cunoasc\u0103 so\u021bia \u0219i s\u0103 \u0219tie ce te motiveaz\u0103, b\u0103i nene.<\/p>\n

Nici dac\u0103 era pe cocain\u0103 nu s-ar fi ridicat omu’ meu mai repede \u0219i-napoi la munc\u0103, taic\u0103, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 facem banii lips\u0103. Ce boal\u0103, ce lene, ce stare de deprimare? Cu moartea pre moarte c\u0103lc\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

Deliver or die, cum se spune prin cercurile pe unde m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt eu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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