{"id":973,"date":"2014-11-08T01:45:35","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T23:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=973"},"modified":"2014-11-08T01:45:35","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T23:45:35","slug":"de-nani-nani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=973","title":{"rendered":"De nani-nani"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>N-am mai avut cosmaruri ( vise din care sa ma trezesc speriat) de multi&nbsp; ani. Cred ca din copilarie. In ultimii sase ani , mai putin ultimele 7-8 luni, nu tin minte sa fi visat nimic. Pentru ca la doua joburi full time dormi bine, n-ai timp de vise. Nici macar umede.&nbsp; De la 12-13 ani am dezvoltat capacitatea de a ma prinde cand sunt intr-un vis , mai ales atunci cand evolueaza tragic. Si, nu , nu ma trezesc , ca e interesant , mai ales ca poti schimba cam tot ce vrei. Lupt eu impotriva mintii mele. Am zis ca am accese de personalitate multipla ? Unul dintre noi sigur a mai zis-o. Desigur, m-am mai trezit urland in somn, speriat de moarte, etc, dar asta e alta disfunctionalitate si n-are legatura cu cosmarurile , sau cu ce vreau sa zic acum.<\/p>\n<p>Pe avion . Loc la geam .Ma dau &#8221; pe sold&#8221; , adorm instant.&nbsp; Visez. Misto. Secunda unu. Conduc o decapotabila. Pe autostrada. Secunda doi . Repede .Foarte repede. Misto. Secunda trei. Curba. Conduc. Printr-un panou publicitar. WTF!!!. Ma trezesc instant cu pupilele dilatate.Nu le vad , le simt. E prea multa lumina in avion. <\/p>\n<p>Wow, ok cosmar in 3 secunde. Creier 1 Je 0.<\/p>\n<p>Ma culc la loc . Adorm. Din nou visez. Secunda 1 .Merg pr o strada pietruita , cu neoane verzi ( da , visez color de cele mai multe ori, sic!) , iar din pomi pica frunze uscate ( noaptea). Secunda 2. Ma striga cineva. Ma uit in spate. HAU! Un dulau cat mine imi sare la beregata. Ma trezesc oripilat fara sa stiu daca m-a ucis. Imi trag sufletu&#8217; .<br \/>\nHAU!<br \/>\nWTF? Speriat , ma uit in spate. Un oligofren gras o stranuta pe ma-sa&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p> -Chelner , da un vin,&nbsp; ca nu e loc de somn azi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N-am mai avut cosmaruri ( vise din care sa ma trezesc speriat) de multi&nbsp; ani. Cred ca din copilarie. In ultimii sase ani , mai&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1407,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-fH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":974,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions\/974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}