{"id":9730,"date":"2017-10-26T20:33:59","date_gmt":"2017-10-26T18:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9730"},"modified":"2017-10-26T20:34:23","modified_gmt":"2017-10-26T18:34:23","slug":"scurt-doua-perspective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9730","title":{"rendered":"Scurt: Doua perspective"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<h3><strong>1 &#8211; A minciunosului<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Eu sunt un om sincer, atunci cand nu mint. Le-am zis astora azi ca zbor in Romania, ca-n fiecare joi , si &#8211; hai, pa, ca ma duc la aeroport, ne auzim maine pe scaip. Eu raman p-aci weekendul asta, da&#8217; n-aveam chef sa le treaca prin cap sa ma futa maine sa vin la birou, ca plec spre Bilund maine si lucrez nomad. Stii cum se spune, merg pe drum si\u00a0 vine banii. Asa ne-a fost intelegerea, ca vineri e remote, asa facem, nu mai stau eu de detalii.<\/p>\n<p>Bine, nu stiu daca chiar dau aia doi bani relativ la unde plec eu joi dupa masa, sau ca le pasa de ce le spun eu, dar cert e ca ma trezii ca in loc sa fiu in trenul care ma duce la hotel, eram in metroul care ma duce la aeroport.\u00a0 Asta inseamna, ba, sa fii convingator.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>2 &#8211; A omului responsabil<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Copilul cel mai mic isi intreaba mama:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>-Mami, eu merg in Danemarca sa fac bani, sau sa primesc alocatie?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Iau\u00a0 asta drept rezultatul testului de paternitate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 &#8211; A minciunosului Eu sunt un om sincer, atunci cand nu mint. Le-am zis astora azi ca zbor in Romania, ca-n fiecare joi ,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2011,434,82],"tags":[2137,2138,2139],"class_list":["post-9730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-danemarca","category-despre-munca","category-prin-lume","tag-best-lie","tag-persuasiune","tag-putere-de-convingere"],"views":2433,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/best-lie.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2wW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9730"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9733,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9730\/revisions\/9733"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}