{"id":9800,"date":"2017-11-08T14:16:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-08T12:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9800"},"modified":"2017-11-08T14:20:09","modified_gmt":"2017-11-08T12:20:09","slug":"iar-ma-baga-astia-in-sedinta-nemeritat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9800","title":{"rendered":"Iar m\u0103 bag\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u00een \u0219edin\u021b\u0103.\u00a0 Nemeritat\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Protec\u021bia muncii \u0219i regulile de urgen\u021b\u0103.\u00a0 Nu \u00eemi intra \u00een cap.<\/p>\n

Prima data am fost v\u0103zut alerg\u00e2nd pe sc\u0103ri. Asta presupun c\u0103 e o violare de natur\u0103 penal\u0103 a procedurilor de protec\u021bie a muncii. Am v\u0103zut un filmule\u021b, c\u00e2nd m-au angajat \u0219i am r\u0103spuns la ni\u0219te \u00eentreb\u0103ri care dovedeau c\u0103 am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 urc la pas, fiecare treapt\u0103 \u00een parte,\u00a0 \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin cu m\u00e2na de balustrad\u0103.\u00a0 Dac\u0103 nu am m\u00e2ini libere s\u0103 iau liftul.\u00a0 Cum era clar c\u0103 sunt un retardat, cineva m-a turnat, \u0219i \u0219tiu cine, da’ e prea b\u0103tr\u00e2n s\u0103 \u00eei sparg muia (\u0219i cred c\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i aresteaz\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia instant, dac\u0103 fac vitejii) , a\u0219a c\u0103 – \u0219edin\u021b\u0103.\u00a0 Dup\u0103 aia v\u0103zut filmule\u021bul, trecut din nou testul.<\/p>\n

Apoi ne-am mutat \u00een cl\u0103dire nou\u0103. Eu am presupus c\u0103 regulile au r\u0103mas \u00een cl\u0103direa aia,\u00a0 c\u0103 nu am v\u0103zut eu explicit pe cineva c\u0103r\u00e2ndu-le dup\u0103 noi.<\/p>\n

Cl\u0103dire nou\u0103,\u00a0 \u0103\u0219tia fac test de incendiu, dar ne-anuntat. Nu cum se face \u00een Rom\u00e2nia – gen,\u00a0 \u021bi se spune c\u0103 m\u00e2ine la 9 e testul, vin pompierii, ies to\u021bi ordona\u021bi. Nu, sun\u0103 alarma,la alt\u0103 or\u0103 dec\u00e2t Miercuri la ora 12:00 – Atunci sun\u0103 mereu 1 minut. Selftest.\u00a0 \u00a0\u0218i fiecare iese, conform regulilor de “la\u0219i tot \u00een urm\u0103 \u0219i ie\u0219i ordonat.”<\/p>\n

A\u0219a am f\u0103cut \u0219i eu dar mi-am luat laptopul,\u00a0 c\u0103 nu las eu scula la mila pompierilor, rezist\u0103 el s\u0103 ver\u0219i o can\u0103 de ap\u0103 pe el, dar nu s\u0103 dai cu furtunul \u0219i s\u0103 ard\u0103.<\/p>\n

M-a v\u0103zut o bab\u0103 c\u00e2nd mergeam chuindu-ma s\u0103 \u00eel bag \u00een rucsac din mers. Care bab\u0103 e \u0219efu’ la securitate pe etaj. N-a contat c\u0103 eram primul care s-a ridicat \u0219i am ajuns \u00een dreptul biroului ei c\u00e2t ea era \u00eenc\u0103 pe scaun. S-a g\u00e2ndit ea c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi spun\u0103 s\u0103 las TOT \u00een urm\u0103.\u00a0 Mar\u0219, f\u0103!<\/p>\n

M\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 intru iar \u00een \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i am intrat,\u00a0 dar p\u00e2n\u0103 au programat \u0103\u0219tia \u0219edin\u021ba m-au mai v\u0103zut \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 alerg\u00e2nd pe sc\u0103ri. \u0218i futu-i \u00een bot, nu \u0219tiu de glume d-alea proaste rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti,\u00a0 gen “ce vrei, frate, eu sunt scund am pasul mic, tre’ s\u0103 bag mai repede”. Nex. Nu merge. Jum\u0103tate de ora de \u0219edin\u021b\u0103,\u00a0 cerut scuze, nu se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ( p\u00e2n\u0103 data viitoare), v\u0103zut filmule\u021b, f\u0103cut test, primit prelegere de la echipa de securitate cu “B\u0103, chiar s\u0103 nu se mai \u00eent\u00e2mple,\u00a0 d\u0103-o dracului,\u00a0 de dou\u0103 ori \u00eentr-o lun\u0103, deja incidentul t\u0103u a ajuns pe biroul VP-ului de securitate.”<\/p>\n

Presupun c\u0103 m\u0103 pot a\u0219tepta s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0103la \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi futa o smetie c\u0103 \u00eei pun \u00een pericol bonusul de “incident free”, sau s\u0103 m\u0103 dea afar\u0103.\u00a0 Afar\u0103 nu ma dau, c\u0103 mai sunt dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni,\u00a0 dar iar fu alarma de incendiu. Amuzant c\u0103 \u00eencepu la juma de ora dup\u0103 testul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal.<\/p>\n

Tocmai m\u0103 \u00eentorceam de la mas\u0103.\u00a0 \u00cen 5 secunde pe ceas scosese telefonul din priza laptopul era \u00een rucsac,\u00a0 p\u0103l\u0103ria \u00een cap \u0219i primul la sc\u0103ri, pe alt\u0103 parte,\u00a0 s\u0103 nu m\u0103 vad\u0103 baba nebun\u0103.\u00a0 Doar \u0103ia de la parter au ie\u0219it mai repede dec\u00e2t mine \u0219i nu am alergat pe sc\u0103ri nu nimic.<\/p>\n

Pula mea, pai nu veni baba la punctul de \u00eent\u00e2lnire,\u00a0 m\u0103 v\u0103zu iar cu rucsacul \u00een spate \u0219i url\u0103 ca o cretina ( I told you to leave everything behind! Human life is the only thing that matters, you are endangering yourself and others!) .\u00a0 \u00cei spusei calm \u0219i cu respect: “Doamna, c\u00e2nd am ajuns eu jos dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu v\u0103 miscaserati \u00eenc\u0103 carcasa aia de vita \u00eempu\u021bit\u0103 de pe scaun.”\u00a0 Dac\u0103 era un incendiu violent eu acum scriam mailuri de pe laptopul meu, din fa\u021ba cl\u0103dirii,\u00a0 \u00een timp ce dumneavoastr\u0103 v\u0103 prajeati la foc mediu, dimpreun\u0103 cu toate obiectele pe care nu apucaser\u0103ti s\u0103 le l\u0103sa\u021bi \u00een urm\u0103,\u00a0 c\u0103 presupun c\u0103 de la o v\u00e2rst\u0103 e greu s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi smulgi scaunul din cur sau s\u0103 alergi cu el \u00eenfipt intre buci ” M\u0103 rog, \u00een englez\u0103 cuvintele nu sun\u0103,\u00a0 din p\u0103cate, la fel de explicit \u0219i grafic ca \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te,\u00a0 sau nu \u0219tiu eu s\u0103 desenez cu ele.\u00a0 Dar cert e c\u0103 \u00eemi zise c\u0103 e dezam\u0103git\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 acum a\u0219tept \u0219edin\u021ba. Plm, afar\u0103 nu m\u0103 dau, c\u0103 belesc pula f\u0103r\u0103 mine la go-live. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 trimit s\u0103 lucrez de acas\u0103, s\u0103 nu \u00eei pun \u00een pericol, eu sunt ok cu asta. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc doar dac\u0103 s\u0103 fac pe prostul \u00een continuare,\u00a0 sau s\u0103 \u00eemi bat pula de ei si s\u0103 le spun c\u0103 m\u0103 doare chiar \u00een pul\u0103 de regulile lor de retarda\u021bi \u0219i de retarda\u021bii lor care aplic\u0103 totul la liter\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Protec\u021bia muncii \u0219i regulile de urgen\u021b\u0103.\u00a0 Nu \u00eemi intra \u00een cap. Prima data am fost v\u0103zut alerg\u00e2nd pe sc\u0103ri. Asta presupun c\u0103 e o violare…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9799,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2011,434,82,1],"tags":[1588,2153,2087],"class_list":["post-9800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-danemarca","category-despre-munca","category-prin-lume","category-uncategorized","tag-alarma-falsa","tag-norme-de-securitate","tag-romaneste"],"views":2589,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/DSC_0098-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2y4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9800"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9803,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9800\/revisions\/9803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}