{"id":9836,"date":"2017-11-14T21:22:45","date_gmt":"2017-11-14T19:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9836"},"modified":"2017-11-15T00:35:50","modified_gmt":"2017-11-14T22:35:50","slug":"mai-la-nord-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9836","title":{"rendered":"Mai la Nord. Next."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Voi unde v\u0103 petrece\u021bi iarna? Eu iarna trecut\u0103, cel pu\u021bin partea aia c\u00e2nd e ger \u00een Rom\u00e2nia,\u00a0 mi-am petrecut-o \u00een Oxford. Boierie.\u00a0 M-am vaitat eu de vreo dou\u0103 ori, dar v\u0103z\u00e2nd cum desz\u0103pezea so\u021bia de zor \u0219i f\u0103cea c\u0103r\u0103ri prin fa\u021ba blocului – pula mea, s\u0103 nu v\u0103 aud, am stabilit c\u0103 femeile sunt egale cu b\u0103rba\u021bii \u0219i mai e \u0219i ma\u0219ina ei,\u00a0 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 – am conclus c\u0103 e o iarn\u0103 de succes.<\/p>\n

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Aceast\u0103 poz\u0103 memorabil\u0103, adic\u0103 am s\u0103 mi-o aduc aminte dac\u0103 nu \u00eenghe\u021b aci, se intituleaz\u0103 ”\u00a0 Vai de pulicica mea, ce frig e!”,\u00a0 sau “cine dracului m\u0103 pune s\u0103 stau p\u00e2n\u0103 la 7 la munc\u0103!” E miezul nop\u021bii gen. \u0218i indienii pleac\u0103 la 6 acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Telefonul zice ca sunt 9 grade, dar cred c\u0103 i s-a stricat semnul de minus, c\u0103 m\u0103 violeaz\u0103 un v\u00e2nt \u0219i-n cur \u0219i printre gingii, de cred c\u0103 deturnez autobuzul \u0219i oblig \u0219oferul s\u0103 m\u0103 lase la u\u0219a hotelului.<\/p>\n

Dar e bine c\u0103 peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i jum\u0103tate ,\u00a0 c\u00e2nd vine geroaica,\u00a0 scap. Scap \u0219i m\u0103 duc \u0219i mai la nord.\u00a0 Adic\u0103, cic\u0103 proiectul urm\u0103tor e remote, ceea ce nu-i neap\u0103rat bine, c\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 fac iarna \u00een Rom\u00e2nia,\u00a0 unde e mai al dracului dec\u00e2t \u00een Copenhaga, dar cum asta nu e de ajuns, m\u0103 cheam\u0103 \u0219i pe la ei,\u00a0 adic\u0103 la vreo 500 km mai la nord de CPH.\u00a0 \u00cen Suedia, s\u0103 v\u0103z \u0219i eu suedezele alea albe \u0219i cu must\u0103\u021bi blonde. Asta dac\u0103 s-o vedea ceva, c\u0103 presupun c\u0103 \u00een decembrie, la cap\u0103tul P\u0103m\u00e2ntului, e bezn\u0103 de nu vezi nici cu becul aprins.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u0103 am refuzat un proiect \u00een Helsinki c\u0103 am zis c\u0103 e prea frig iarna \u0219i c\u0103 nu e fix \u00een ora\u0219 \u0219i e de \u00eenchiriat ma\u0219in\u0103,\u00a0 vreo 50 km. Lol. Bine c\u0103 m-am dus la \u0103\u0219tia care nu-s dec\u00e2t cu dou\u0103 ore de condus mai la nord de aeroport \u0219i tot cam at\u00e2t \u0219i mai la nord de Helsinki.<\/p>\n

Bonus,\u00a0 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu un prieten indian care anul asta se vaita de frig la -3 grade Celsius \u00een Birmingham,\u00a0 cu dou\u0103 geci pe e el \u0219i fular. Zicea c\u0103 moare. Acu’ s-a dat dracu’.\u00a0 Garantat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u0103 am refuzat un proiect \u00een Helsinki c\u0103 am zis c\u0103 e prea frig iarna \u0219i c\u0103 nu e fix \u00een ora\u0219 \u0219i e de \u00eenchiriat ma\u0219in\u0103,\u00a0 vreo 50 km. Lol.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9835,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2011,434,82,1],"tags":[594,2165,2164],"class_list":["post-9836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-danemarca","category-despre-munca","category-prin-lume","category-uncategorized","tag-copenhaga","tag-next-project","tag-suedia"],"views":2728,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/DSC_0123-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2yE","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9836"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9838,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9836\/revisions\/9838"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}