{"id":9858,"date":"2018-11-24T07:57:56","date_gmt":"2018-11-24T04:57:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9858"},"modified":"2021-01-21T08:52:54","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T08:52:54","slug":"cugetari-nocturne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9858","title":{"rendered":"Nocturn\u0103. Din via\u021ba de consultant."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 noaptea, la un pahar de fiere, acum un an, o saptam\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i o zi.<br \/>\n<i>Dac\u0103 toate lucrurile s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat cum trebuie acum sunt pe undeva \u00een Mauri\u021bius, probabil m\u0103 \u00eembarc pe vas . Dac\u0103 nu, nu. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Vineri, noaptea a \u00eenceput la 4 dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 . Azi nu \u0219tiu, c\u0103 nu am v\u0103zut soarele.<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103d gr\u0103mezi de b\u0103rbo\u0219i aci \u00een CPH. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a e moda acum ( n-a mai trecut, \u00een plm? ) sau pentru c\u0103 e frig de \u021bi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu te tai c\u00e2nd te pi\u0219i.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102\u0219tia beau de zici c\u0103 se termin\u0103 b\u0103utura m\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 sun\u0103 un coleg pe skype-ul de proiect s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 nu ies cu el la o bere \u0219i pula mea, c\u0103 sunt erou dup\u0103 Go-live and shit. Eu nu-s chiar eu zilele astea, suf\u0103r de-un arbore genealogic mai scurt, nu-i tocmai fain \u00een ziua de go-live, nu a\u0219a f\u0103cusem planul de cutover, dar se trateaz\u0103 cu b\u0103utur\u0103. Zic: hai ca vin. Anun\u021b so\u021bia c\u0103 merg s\u0103 m\u0103 plimb, c\u0103 a\u0219a face un so\u021b cinstit \u0219i pe urma cite\u0219te ea pe blog p\u00e2n\u0103 unde, \u0219i \u00eel g\u0103sesc \u00eentr-o alt\u0103 bodega ( dec\u00e2t<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9661\"> aia unde beau eu<\/a><\/strong> si unde e mai &#8220;corporate asa&#8221;)<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 001px0rgba(0,0,0,0.5),01px10px0rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 658px; padding: 0; width: calc(100%-2px);\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZEDEU3AiuN\/\" data-instgrm-version=\"8\">\n<div style=\"padding: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background: #F8F8F8; line-height: 0; margin-top: 40px; padding: 50.0%0width:100%; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"background: url(data:image\/png; base64,ivborw0kggoaaaansuheugaaacwaaaascamaaaapwqozaaaabgdbtueaalgpc\/xhbqaaaafzukdcak7ohokaaaamuexurczmzpf399fx1+bm5mzy9amaaadisurbvdjlvzxbesmgces5\/p8\/t9furvcrmu73jwlzosgsiizurcjo\/ad+eqjjb4hv8bft+idpqocx1wjosbfhh2xssxeiyn3uli\/6mnree07uiwjev8ueowds88ly97kqytlijkktuybbruayvh5wohixmpi5we58ek028czwyuqdlkpg1bkb4nnm+veanfhqn1k4+gpt6ugqcvu2h2ovuif\/gwufyy8owepdyzsa3avcqpvovvzzz2vtnn2wu8qzvjddeto90gsy9mvlqtgysy231mxry6i2ggqjrty0l8fxcxfcbbhwrsyyaaaaaelftksuqmcc); display: block; height: 44px; margin: 0auto-44px; position: relative; top: -22px; width: 44px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px07pxtext-overflow:ellipsis; white-space: nowrap; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZEDEU3AiuN\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">A post shared by Nicolai Frederik Bonn\u00e9n Rossen (@nicrossen)<\/a> on <time style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;\" datetime=\"2017-09-15T13:24:52+00:00\">Sep 15, 2017 at 6:24am PDT<\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script defer=\"\" async=\"\" src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>cu berea \u00een bot.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen bodega e cald ca afar\u0103, da&#8217; m\u0103car nu te d\u0103 v\u00e2ntul jos, numa&#8217; fumu&#8217;, \u0218i-l \u00eentreb &#8211; b\u0103i, cum po\u021bi s\u0103 bei bere pe frigul \u0103sta, nu-\u021bi e fric\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi rupi din\u021bii \u00een ea?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu. C\u0103 o aditivez cu vodc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Aaa. Pula mea, antigel. Zic:<\/p>\n<p>-Domni\u0219oar\u0103, ceva coniac ai?<\/p>\n<p>-Grapa.<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103car whisky, c\u0103 nu sunt tractorist.<\/p>\n<p>-Jack.<\/p>\n<p>-Plm, dec\u00e2t \u021buic\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Unu mare?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, dou\u0103 mici.<\/p>\n<p>-De ce?<\/p>\n<p>-C\u0103 unu \u00eel pl\u0103te\u0219te pul\u0103 \u0103sta c\u0103 m\u0103 scoate afar\u0103 \u00een ger. Auzi, b\u0103, pl\u0103te\u0219te un whisky mic.<\/p>\n<p>-De ce?<\/p>\n<p>-C\u0103 m\u0103 chemasi aci \u00een frig.<\/p>\n<p>-De ce mic, e\u0219ti la cur\u0103 ?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, da&#8217; unu&#8217; \u00eel pl\u0103tesc eu c\u0103 totu\u0219i voiam s\u0103 ies din camera aia mizerabil\u0103. ( C\u0103 dac\u0103 am stat toat\u0103 ziua \u00een ea, nu au mai putut fetele s\u0103 fac\u0103 cur\u0103\u021benie).<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Hai noroc \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la fund.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, pai tu ai jum\u0103tate de litru acolo eu am 50 de grame \u00een dou\u0103 pahare.<\/p>\n<p>-A\u0219a e. Le bei pe am\u00e2ndou\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103i, vreau s\u0103 le savurez.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu exist\u0103. E pentru <i>Go live<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Mda, eu s\u0103rb\u0103toresc altceva \u0219i nu cred c\u0103 merge un \u201ds\u0103-i fie \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na u\u0219oar\u0103\u201d , \u00eenchinat go-live-ului, dar fie.<\/p>\n<p>-Atunci stai s\u0103 iau o bere.<\/p>\n<p>-De ce?<\/p>\n<p>-C\u0103 berea e na\u0219pa, pot s\u0103 &#8220;p\u00e2n&#8217; la fund&#8221; , n-am ce savura la ea.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103! P\u0103i la 33? Tri\u0219ezi?<\/p>\n<p>-Fuck off ( cre&#8217;ca se traduce &#8220;tempula mea&#8221;) , \u021bi-am zis c\u0103 berea e na\u0219pa, dar \u00ee\u021bi fac un favor, s\u0103 nu bei singur.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een bar eram noi doi, \u00eenc\u0103 doi, care fumau \u0219i pentru noi \u0219i pentru \u00eenc\u0103 doi, \u0219i barmani\u021ba, care-\u0219i afi\u0219a buricul cam de unde i se termin\u0103 \u021b\u00e2\u021bele \u0219i sigur am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit, c\u0103 nu vedeam nimic sexi \u00een asta, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam &#8220;m\u0103, nu ii \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103 rinichii \u0219i ovarele pe frigul \u0103sta, a\u0219a despuiat\u0103? &#8221; .<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 001px0rgba(0,0,0,0.5),01px10px0rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 658px; padding: 0; width: calc(100%-2px);\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bbz1NUpFivh\/\" data-instgrm-version=\"8\">\n<div style=\"padding: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background: #F8F8F8; line-height: 0; margin-top: 40px; padding: 50.0%0width:100%; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"background: url(data:image\/png; base64,ivborw0kggoaaaansuheugaaacwaaaascamaaaapwqozaaaabgdbtueaalgpc\/xhbqaaaafzukdcak7ohokaaaamuexurczmzpf399fx1+bm5mzy9amaaadisurbvdjlvzxbesmgces5\/p8\/t9furvcrmu73jwlzosgsiizurcjo\/ad+eqjjb4hv8bft+idpqocx1wjosbfhh2xssxeiyn3uli\/6mnree07uiwjev8ueowds88ly97kqytlijkktuybbruayvh5wohixmpi5we58ek028czwyuqdlkpg1bkb4nnm+veanfhqn1k4+gpt6ugqcvu2h2ovuif\/gwufyy8owepdyzsa3avcqpvovvzzz2vtnn2wu8qzvjddeto90gsy9mvlqtgysy231mxry6i2ggqjrty0l8fxcxfcbbhwrsyyaaaaaelftksuqmcc); display: block; height: 44px; margin: 0auto-44px; position: relative; top: -22px; width: 44px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><a style=\"color: #000; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none; word-wrap: break-word;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bbz1NUpFivh\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Har du husket billet til Ladies Heaven p\u00e5 l\u00f8rdag? &#x1f525;&#x1f525; #ladiesheaven #dirty #sinful #strip #daiquiri #3timer #gratis #l\u00e6kkerl\u00e6kker #detskalviha #20billetterendnu #80pigertilmeldt #alpehytten #heidissvendborg #nightlifeproffesionals<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A post shared by <a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/heidissvendborg\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Heidis Svendborg<\/a> (@heidissvendborg) on <time style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;\" datetime=\"2017-11-22T19:50:06+00:00\">Nov 22, 2017 at 11:50am PST<\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script defer=\"\" async=\"\" src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>( luat\u0103 de pe instagramul lor) Nu-i \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 dau eu berea peste cap ea linse o cinzeaca de rom. Nu am pus bine sticla jos \u0219i-am observat c\u0103 nu mai am loc s\u0103-mi mi\u0219c coatele, sau s\u0103 respir. \u00cel \u00eentreb pe coleg:<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103i, am adormit cumva cu sticla \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, de ce?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i c\u00e2nd pula mea se umplu barul \u0103sta, c\u0103 eram doar noi.<\/p>\n<p>-Taci c\u0103 fu meci Danemarca cu Irlanda \u0219i cred c\u0103 se termin\u0103, de aia sunt \u0103\u0219tia aci.<\/p>\n<p>De aia era barul jum\u0103tate ro\u0219u, jum\u0103tate verde. \u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 o jum\u0103tate alte culori, de aia care nu au treab\u0103 cu fotbalul. Ca noi doi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t savuram eu primul p\u0103h\u0103rel, mai mult d\u00e2nd limbi \u00een pahar dec\u00e2t b\u00e2nd \u0219i mai bea \u0103sta dou\u0103 beri, mai vorbim de proiect \u0219i m\u0103 trazneste c\u0103 ce mult bea indianul pulii.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Auzi, b\u0103, eu \u0219tiam c\u0103 voi indienii nu prea be\u021bi a\u0219a defel. Tu, v\u0103d c\u0103 e\u0219ti mai ceva ca mine \u00een tinere\u021be, ce-ai p\u0103\u021bit?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, lucrez de 3 ani \u00een Danemarca, iar primii doi i-am lucrat la Carlsberg. Acolo beam \u00een birou. ( \u0218tiam deja povestea de la ni\u0219te colegi de ai lui)<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, ce face Danemarca din om. Ai s\u0103 ajungi alcoolic dac\u0103 mai stai pe aci.<\/p>\n<p>-Altfel mor de frig \u0219i de noapte. Vara nu beau.<\/p>\n<p>Just (O pul\u0103, bea \u0219i vara). O gagic\u0103 <i>se vine<\/i> intre noi \u0219i m\u0103 ia de dup\u0103 g\u00e2t. \u00cemi dau gluga jos din cap \u0219i m\u0103 uit la ea, cu spr\u00e2ncenele adunate deasupra nasului, \u00eentorc\u00e2nd inelul de aur pe-o parte pe care s\u0103 se observe mai bine c\u0103-s ocupat. Indianul r\u00e2de, c\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103-s \u00eensurat. El nu e. \u00cemi zice aia ceva \u00een pasareasca \u0219i dau din umeri.<\/p>\n<p>-English, please?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Can I have your drink?<\/p>\n<p>Nu prea \u00eemi convine c\u0103 se uit\u0103 la paharul mai &#8220;plin&#8221; ( plm, 25 de grame :)) . O \u00eentreb:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Are you old enough to drink?<\/p>\n<p>-Yes, sure.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Can I see an ID, please?<\/p>\n<p>Indianul r\u00e2de \u00een hohote.<\/p>\n<p>Aia se fofileaz\u0103 \u0219i zice c\u0103 nu are la ea, dar c\u0103 are 16 ani. \u0218i c\u0103 la ei e voie s\u0103 bei de la 16 ani. E voie o pul\u0103. \u0218i nu-s sigur nici pe \u0103ia 16 ani. Dar pula mea, nu-i ca \u0219i cum intrase deja \u00eentr-un bar.<\/p>\n<p>-Sure, feel free!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00eei cer barmani\u021bei o cola, c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai las b\u0103utur\u0103 pe mas\u0103 se mai \u00eenfiin\u021beaz\u0103 5 gagici le\u0219inate de sete.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>-Can I sit on your chair?<\/p>\n<p>Plm, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 vii primul \u00een bar.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No. Sit on his chair.<\/p>\n<p>-Why?<\/p>\n<p>-I am married, he-s single, and besides that, he paid for your whisky.<\/p>\n<p>-Married?! How old are you?<\/p>\n<p>Ii ar\u0103t ze precious one \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 .<\/p>\n<p>-30 ( aha, de-acu vreo 4 ani) .<\/p>\n<p>-What?! And you?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 36, zice indianu&#8217;. Pula mea, nu \u0219tiam ca e a\u0219a b\u0103tr\u00e2n. \u0218i c\u0103 e \u0219i prost s\u0103 recunoasc\u0103. \u0102la se uit\u0103 la mine \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Oh, mate, you said your children go to school or something, you&#8217;re only 30?<\/p>\n<p>Aia:<\/p>\n<p>-Children?!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Oh, well, I said 30-ish. More exactly &#8211; 34.<\/p>\n<p>Aia:<\/p>\n<p>-You old farts!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i pleac\u0103. Pula mea, paharul l-a golit, ce s\u0103 mai zici.<\/p>\n<p>-Mai bei, m\u0103, o bere, indiene?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u0103i, gata, nu mai vrei t\u0103rie?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu, c\u0103 vin toate gagicile de gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 le torn \u00een biberon.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<b>Let<\/b> the little <b>children<\/b> come to me. Your Jesus said that.<\/p>\n<p>Si mai cere dou\u0103 pahare de \u00eempu\u021biciune d-aia ieftin\u0103, la care \u00eei zic \u0103\u0219tia whisky. Pedofilu&#8217; dreacu.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, indiene, eu m\u0103 duc la hotel, c\u0103 sunt \u0219i turmentat, e \u0219i prea aglomerat aci \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 fac ceva reconciliere la date. Ne vedem mai \u00eencolo dac\u0103 e.<\/p>\n<p>-Peste o ora?<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, e 2 noaptea. M\u00e2ine diminea\u021b\u0103, ne trezim \u0219i mergem la street food market m\u00e2nc\u0103m ceva, alea.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i ce reconciliezi b\u0103 tu p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103, oamenii mai \u0219i dorm.<\/p>\n<p>-Bine, b\u0103, pa, eu r\u0103m\u00e2n aci cu petrecerea, dac\u0103 e ceva aici m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i plec, \u00eenapoi la hotel prin frig. Parc\u0103 nu e a\u0219a frig, mai ales c\u0103 sunt protejat de un strat gros de fum \u00een haine \u0219i de unul mai sub\u021birel de alcool. Dar \u0103stea nu m\u0103 pot proteja de nevoia acut\u0103 de a m\u0103 pi\u0219a, c\u0103-mi vine s\u0103 fac ca pompierul pe str\u0103zile \u0103stora aproape pustii.<\/p>\n<p>Zic aproape c\u0103 aud un jet ca de sifon \u0219i nu \u0219tiu de unde vine, dar aproape m\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 simt ceva rece \u0219i umed \u00een spinare. Dup\u0103 o \u00eentrerupere scurt\u0103 se ridic\u0103 o gras\u0103 de dup\u0103 o Tesla, \u00ee\u0219i a\u0219az\u0103 cu gra\u021bie banda de la lenjeria tanga ce putea fi confundat\u0103 cu un lasou de cowboy, tr\u00e2nte\u0219te husa albastr\u0103 \u00eenapoi peste capot\u0103, ca \u0219i cum ar fi o rochie, \u0219i ne intersect\u0103m cu ea uit\u00e2ndu-se prin mine \u0219i z\u00e2mbind \u0219i cu mine sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la ceaf\u0103 \u0219i observ\u00e2nd dou\u0103 lucruri.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 Tesla s-a pi\u0219at pe ea de e pe cale s-o ia la vale, iar eu nu am p\u0103l\u0103ria \u00een cap , pe semne c\u0103 am uitat-o in bar, si tre&#8217; s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc. Ceva \u00eemi spune c-am s\u0103 uit o bucat\u0103 din mine \u0219i-n ora\u0219ul \u0103sta. Ori p\u0103l\u0103rie, or fular. \u00cei spun indianului s\u0103-mi ia \u0219i mie hap\u0219ca \u0219i s\u0103 mi-o dea luni la munc\u0103, sau ceva. \u00cemi zice c\u0103 nu e nicio p\u0103l\u0103rie acolo. Da, \u00een pula mea a\u0219a e, sunt \u00eembr\u0103cat cu gluga, normal ca nu am plecat cu p\u0103l\u0103ria \u00een cap. Dar e frig al dracu, ca \u0219i cum trebuia s\u0103 o am.<\/p>\n<p>Lep\u0103d gluga, a\u0219 face un du\u0219 dar am treab\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fa\u021ba calculatorului, s\u0103tul de bere, m\u0103 uit c\u0103 mai e una nedesf\u0103cut\u0103 , pe care pl\u0103nuiam s-o golesc singur, \u00eenainte s\u0103 ies cu colegu&#8217;, \u0219i caut cu privirea cutia de red bull, p\u00e2n\u0103 mi se porne\u0219te ma\u0219ina virtual\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen timp ce pitrocesc date prin exceluri m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc de ce dracului beau oamenii \u0219i mai ales de ce beau oamenii bere.<\/p>\n<p>Eu prefer oric\u00e2nd un vin\/ un coniac, fie \u0219i-un whisky unui pahar de bere, mai ales dac\u0103-s dou\u0103 grade afar\u0103 \u0219i bate un v\u00e2nt ploios de-\u021bi deger\u0103 degetele pe sticl\u0103 din cot.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i totu\u0219i, lumea iese \u0219i beau bere \u00eempreun\u0103, cel pu\u021bin \u00een col\u021bul \u0103sta de lume. Sau, oricum m\u0103car alcool.<\/p>\n<p>De ce dracului nu bem noi un fresh, sau un ceai cald? De ce au venit to\u021bi suporterii \u0103ia \u00eencin\u0219i \u0219i toarn\u0103 \u00een ei sc\u00e2rbo\u0219enia aia de b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i mai \u0219i r\u00e2d, unii borau pe caldar\u00e2m , iar apoi se \u00eentorceau s\u0103 mai bage. Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu te sim\u021bi mai bine dup\u0103 ce bei. Ok, dac\u0103 aveai ceva care-\u021bi r\u00e2c\u00e2ia creierul, acum nu-l mai ai, doar pentru c\u0103-i pe locul \u0103la o ame\u021beal\u0103, sau o senza\u021bie de vom\u0103, sau o durere de cap care preiau sarcina de a nu te l\u0103sa \u00een pacea ta.<\/p>\n<p>Ca, de exemplu, pe mine s\u0103 fac ni\u0219te sume \u0219i un am\u0103r\u00e2t de grafic \u00een excelul \u0103sta. M\u0103car pe al\u021bii \u00eei doare capul a doua zi dup\u0103 ce beau, pe mine m\u0103 doare atunci, dac\u0103-i bere. Nu-i bai, un paracetamol rezolv\u0103, chiar luat cu cealalt\u0103 bere, care credea c\u0103 scap\u0103 neb\u0103ut\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pauz\u0103 de relaxare c-o\u021bi fi obosit de la citanie.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AXxa2QZM8Gs\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 v\u0103 relaxa\u021bi citi\u021bi o parantez\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>6 luni mai tarziu vorbeam cu alt indian \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 ( la el in UK, la mine era pr\u00e2nz) \u0219i nu puteam s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem c\u0103 era mahmur \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreba dac\u0103 \u0219tiu solu\u021bii. Da, \u0219tiu, normal. Vitamina B , eventual Red Bull, lichide dulci \u0219i paracetamol. Ia \u0219i bag\u0103. \u0218i nu mai bea po\u0219irci, \u00een pula mea, de la whisky sco\u021bian nu te doare capul. C\u0103 nu, c\u0103 s-a certat un pic cu so\u021bia asear\u0103 \u0219i s-a pus cu burta pe b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i-acum \u00eei e r\u0103u. Tot lui. \u00cei voi fi zis, desigur : &#8220;<i>P\u0103i, b\u0103, decide-te dac\u0103 supor\u021bi mai bine nevasta sau b\u0103utura \u0219i \u021bine-te de aia care-i mai tolerabil\u0103, nu de-am\u00e2ndou\u0103, c\u0103 te umpli de dureri de cap pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile.<\/i> &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Eu nu am avut problema asta cu femeile. O singur\u0103 dat\u0103 am b\u0103ut din cauza unei femei, sanchi. De fapt, voiam s\u0103 m\u0103 dau mare lament\u00e2ndu-m\u0103. M-a p\u0103r\u0103sit o str\u00e2mb\u0103 prin liceu( de fapt, doar a ie\u0219it cu altcineva) de care \u00eemi p\u0103sa a\u0219a de tare c\u0103 jur c\u0103 nu \u00eemi aduc aminte nici cum ar\u0103ta vag, dar\u0103mite numele, \u0219i \u0219tiam eu c\u0103 e la mod\u0103 s\u0103 bei, c\u00e2nd te sup\u0103r\u0103 femeile. A\u0219a-mi spuneau mie amicii.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Am turnat o sticl\u0103 de vodk\u0103 \u00een mine scurt \u0219i la foc automat, de\u0219i nu am suportat niciodat\u0103 mizeria asta \u0219i nici de data aia nu am suportat-o mai mult dec\u00e2t p\u00e2n\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103 unde m-am \u00eempiedicat de prag \u0219i am udat florile cu ea a\u0219a din c\u0103dere, artistic. Cea mai scurt\u0103 be\u021bie, pentru cea mai scurt\u0103 suferin\u021b\u0103. Am fost beat muci cam de c\u00e2nd m-am ridicat pe scaun \u0219i cam 250m distan\u021b\u0103 de bar, vreo 10 minute dup\u0103 ce am dat la ra\u021be tot produsul brut. Pe urm\u0103 nici m\u0103car nu mi-am mai amintit de episod c\u0103 mi-ar fi fost jen\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 laud c\u0103 am b\u0103ut o sticl\u0103 de vodk\u0103 pe care am vomat-o \u00een mai pu\u021bin de 5 minute din orice motiv. Peste ru\u0219inea refuzului puteam trece, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u0219tia nimeni de Don Juan, dar la b\u0103utur\u0103 aveam ceva reputa\u021bie de ap\u0103rat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">O sun pe o coleg\u0103 indianc\u0103, dup\u0103 cum stabilisem, la 3 AM CET, c\u0103 era ora de trezire \u00een India, s\u0103 preia monitorizarea. Eu \u201dmonitorizasem\u201d destul. De fapt, s\u0103-i spun s\u0103 se culce la loc lini\u0219tit\u0103 c\u0103 suntem epici, n-au v\u0103zut \u0103\u0219tia go-live a\u0219a de smooth \u00een via\u021ba lor . Dar ea \u0219tia deja c\u0103 e o epic\u0103 \u0219i nu s-a trezit din visare, prin urmare i-am trimis un mail, ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 sune ca disperata c\u00e2nd s-o trezi \u0219i l-am apelat pe coleg s\u0103-l \u00eentreb dac\u0103 mai e \u00een acela\u0219i bar \u0219i dac\u0103 mai are \u0219i \u201dp\u0103l\u0103ria mea\u201d. \u00cemi zice c\u0103 joac\u0103 \u0103ia fotbal cu ea prin bar \u0219i c\u0103 a bor\u00e2t un tip \u00een ea.<\/p>\n<p>-Ce glume de c\u0103cat ai \u00een tineee.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu pe bune acuma, e gagica aia care a venit la tine mai devreme, \u00ee\u0219i acoper\u0103 \u021b\u00e2\u021bele cu ea, zice s\u0103 vii s-o iei dac\u0103 vrei.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, ia-o m\u0103 tu, d\u0103-i ce-\u021bi cere. B\u0103, hai c-o cred mai bine pe aia cu fotbalul, copila aia probabil doarme beat\u0103 la ora asta. Dac\u0103 mai stai acolo cere-mi \u00eenc\u0103 un pahar s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 ajung.<\/p>\n<p>-Da, b\u0103 , a\u0219a e, plecar\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia to\u021bi dup\u0103 2 jumate zici c\u0103 i-a alergat poli\u021bia, m-am mutat sus la Andy, m\u0103 conversez cu o doamn\u0103 \u00een lipsa ta.<\/p>\n<p>-Bine, hai c\u0103 nu te mai deranjez atunci, noapte bun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, s\u0103 vii sus, c\u0103 \u021bi-am luat un whisky.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i nu ziceai c\u0103 e\u0219ti cu cineva?<\/p>\n<p>-Da, dar poate pleac\u0103, vrei s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n singur aici? S\u0103 vii s\u0103-\u021bi iei p\u0103l\u0103ria, b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Hai c\u0103 plec, ne vedem , pa.<\/p>\n<p>Arunc cutia de bere la co\u0219, dau s\u0103 ies, dar \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 put a \u021big\u0103ri de m\u0103 ia poli\u021bia pe strad\u0103. Fac un du\u0219 rapid \u0219i m\u0103 uit \u00een ce pula mea s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac, c\u0103 \u00een gluga aia eu nu m\u0103 mai urc p\u00e2n\u0103 n-o sp\u0103l. Hai \u00een hainele de munc\u0103, ce pula mea. Pardesiu, fular, p\u0103l\u0103rie. Nu, n-am uitat p\u0103l\u0103ria acolo pe urm\u0103, ca s\u0103 v\u0103 tai suspansul, am uitat fularul, dar asta peste <a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9940\">o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ora\u0219ul la 3 \u0219i jum\u0103tate arat\u0103 ca dup\u0103 bombe. Pustiu, r\u0103zle\u021b vezi c\u00e2te unu sau doi in\u0219i \u021bin\u0103ndu-se de cap, golindu-\u0219i con\u021binutul stomacului pe trotuar, sau pi\u0219\u00e2ndu-se pe garduri sau pe ma\u0219ini. La intersec\u021bie, c\u00e2teva tute total ame\u021bite se chinuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu m\u00e2na la taxiuri. Una e cu sandalele \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Cum pula mea o putea sta cu picioarele goale pe asfaltul umed si rece numai ea poate s\u0103 \u0219tie, dar probabil c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n<p>Urc la Andy \u0219i constat cu uimire c\u0103 barul e populat la ora asta, dar nici urm\u0103 de indian. Zicea c\u0103 e la bar \u0219i v\u0103d doar dou\u0103 scaune libere \u00een fa\u021ba barului, restul sunt ocupate, dar de fe\u021be pe care nu le cunosc. O fi la baie. M\u0103 a\u0219ez pe unul din cele dou\u0103 scaune, care constat c\u0103-i cald, a\u0219a c\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219ez pe cel\u0103lalt, b\u0103nuind c\u0103 \u0103sta e al indianului. \u0218i cel\u0103lalt e cald, dar nu m\u0103 mai ridic. Caut WhatsApp-ul s\u0103-i scriu, dar oberv c\u0103 barmanul se uit\u0103 la mine. Ne \u0219tim.<\/p>\n<p>-Hei, ce mai faci? Ai venit?<\/p>\n<p>-Am venit, c\u0103utam un coleg.<\/p>\n<p>-Da, \u0219tiu, mi-a zis s\u0103-\u021bi dau un whisky, el a plecat cu o femeie mai devreme.<\/p>\n<p>-Ce \u021b\u0103ran , c\u0103 parc\u0103 eu aveam poft\u0103 s\u0103 vin s\u0103 mai beau \u00ceNC\u0102 un pahar singur aci.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, las\u0103, c\u0103 bei cu mine. Hai c\u0103 \u00eemi pun \u0219i eu unul , de care bei?<\/p>\n<p>-Talisker.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu \u00eemi place. Bea un Macallan cu mine.<\/p>\n<p>Clipesc \u0219i dau din cap s\u0103 toarne, ce s\u0103 faci?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cencepem o conversa\u021bie \u0219i apare indianul. \u00cei zic:<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, ce pula mea faci ?<\/p>\n<p>-Scuz\u0103-m\u0103, a trebuit s\u0103 o duc pe o doamn\u0103 la taxi.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, aia \u00een\u021beleg, de aia te \u00eentreb ce faci aci, de ce nu e\u0219ti cu doamna? E ur\u00e2t\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, dar st\u0103 departe, eu nu pl\u0103tesc taxiul p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Malmo \u0219i \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n<p>La c\u00e2t cost\u0103 taxiurile \u00een Copenhaga, \u00eel \u00een\u021beleg. Dar:<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, dar nu putea s\u0103 doarm\u0103 la tine la aparthotel?<\/p>\n<p>-Ah, ce idee bun\u0103, nu m-am g\u00e2ndit.<\/p>\n<p>-S\u0103 mori tu c\u0103 nu te-ai gandit? De c\u00e2t timp o arzi, m\u0103, \u00een CPH?<\/p>\n<p>-De doi ani.<\/p>\n<p>-\u0218i nu ai dus nicio femeie s\u0103 doarm\u0103 la tine la aparthotel?<\/p>\n<p>-Ba da, dar erau indience. Localnice, nu.<\/p>\n<p>-Pai???<\/p>\n<p>-N-am avut ocazia.<\/p>\n<p>Renun\u021b. \u00cei spun \u0219i lui c\u0103 putem dormi lini\u0219ti\u021bi ( el sigur poate, de-acum) , barmanului \u00eei cer s\u0103-i pl\u0103tesc whisky-ul, dar zice c\u0103-i din partea casei ( o pul\u0103, c\u0103-l pl\u0103tise deja indianul) \u0219i dac\u0103 tot spune asta m\u0103 ab\u021bin s\u0103-i spun c\u0103 Macallanul \u0103la ar trebui tras prin p\u00e2ine \u00eenainte s\u0103-l ofere clien\u021bilor. \u0218i ne c\u0103r\u0103m &#8220;acas\u0103&#8221; f\u0103r\u0103 nicio concluzie.<\/p>\n<p>Oh , well, a fost un go live pe cinste \u0219i am primit felicit\u0103ri pentru efortul depus chiar \u0219i la jum\u0103tate de an dup\u0103, \u00een caz c\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 pe cineva. Proabil c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ytQ5CYE1VZw\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 noaptea, la un pahar de fiere, acum un an, o saptam\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i o zi. 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