{"id":9878,"date":"2017-11-20T09:48:50","date_gmt":"2017-11-20T07:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9878"},"modified":"2017-11-20T22:29:16","modified_gmt":"2017-11-20T20:29:16","slug":"in-spatele-oricarui-barbat-heuristica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9878","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen spatele oric\u0103rui b\u0103rbat… Heuristica"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u0102\u0219tia de la Otopeni au f\u0103cut ceva management de pasageri superb, fie nu mai pleac\u0103 lumea, sau poate nu se mai \u00eentoarce,\u00a0 c\u0103 luni diminea\u021ba la 5:00 AM ajuns de la intrarea aeroportului la poart\u0103 \u00een 13 minute.\u00a0 Sigur, cu ceva grab\u0103 \u0219i organizare din partea mea. C\u0103 de obicei f\u0103ceam 30-35 minute la ora asta \u0219i \u00eemi era frica c\u0103 nu reu\u0219esc.\u00a0 Aveam \u00eembarcare la 5:30. \u00cenc\u0103 am,\u00a0 adic\u0103.\u00a0 Din fericire.<\/p>\n

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Mi\u0219to c\u00e2nd ai jobul de vis s\u0103 proiectezi un sistem nuclear\u00a0 de \u00eenc\u0103lzire pentru un ora\u0219 civilizat,\u00a0 \u00eens\u0103 ce nu am \u00een\u021beles niciodat\u0103 e de ce dracului visez frumos (din an \u00een doi ani) doar atunci c\u00e2nd nu m\u0103 trezesc la timp. \u00cen rest nu visez nimic (cel mai des) sau am co\u0219maruri scurte care m\u0103 \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 adorm.\u00a0 Dar dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 nu m\u0103 trezesc e un vis frumos care m\u0103 \u021bine acolo. Noroc c\u0103 so\u021bia e mai concentrat\u0103 pe realitate dec\u00e2t mine \u0219i intr\u0103 cu bocancii \u00een visele mele.<\/p>\n

De dou\u0103 ori \u00een 6 ani\u00a0 nu m-am trezit la timp pentru avion,\u00a0 ultima dat\u0103 \u00een\u00a02015<\/a>\u00a0.\u00a0 Dac\u0103 atunci m-am trezit eu singur la 4:26, acum eram total prins \u00een “proiect”. Trebuie s\u0103 fie lamentabil s\u0103 munce\u0219ti \u0219i \u00een somn \u0219i s\u0103 \u0219i nume\u0219ti asta vis frumos, plm.<\/p>\n

Cumva, de data asta m-a trezit so\u021bia, la exact, dar exact aceea\u0219i or\u0103. Nu \u00eemi dau seama cum s-a trezit ea \u0219i de unde \u0219tia c\u0103 nu am plecat deja, c\u0103 nu a sunat vreo alarm\u0103; le-am \u0219ters pe toate joi \u0219i nu le-am mai pus.<\/p>\n

\u00cen 7 minute eram \u00eembr\u0103cat, cu bagajul str\u00e2ns,\u00a0 \u0219i \u0219ut \u00een cur s\u0103 ies pe u\u0219\u0103.\u00a0 Chemasem Uber \u00een timp ce doamna m\u0103 str\u00e2ngea de g\u00e2t cu cravata \u0219i \u00eemi \u00eenchidea nasturii la c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103. Ca pe copii.\u00a0 Da, pot s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac \u0219i singur.\u00a0 \u00cemi ia cam 10 minute. P\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103sesc hainele, la ora aia.<\/p>\n

Uberul trebuia s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u00een 5, care 5 erau 9 c\u00e2nd am ajuns \u00een fa\u021ba blocului.\u00a0 Acolo era un taxi pe verde. \u00cel \u00eentreb dac\u0103 e liber. Zice c\u0103 \u00eei pare r\u0103u, a\u0219teapt\u0103 comanda. \u00cei spun c\u0103 ok, dar pl\u0103tesc \u00een plus, pentru un drum p\u00e2n\u0103 la aeroport. Nope, e cinstit.\u00a0 Ehm, treaba lui, eram dispus s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc o data \u00een via\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la 200 de lei, need for speed included,\u00a0 of course.<\/p>\n

Peste 7 minute, c\u00e2nd mai erau dou\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi venea uberul,\u00a0 anuleaz\u0103 comanda \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 mai merg. Acum \u00eemi pare mie r\u0103u. Vine Loganardo, m\u0103 sui.\u00a0 \u00cei spun omului c\u0103 m\u0103 cam gr\u0103besc, la modul la care e posibil s\u0103 nu prind avionul.<\/p>\n

Se gr\u0103be\u0219te \u0219i domnul. Un pic a\u0219a,\u00a0 la limita permisului.\u00a0 Nu\u00a0 o s\u0103 spun mai multe c\u0103 cic\u0103 nu e ok s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti pozitiv despre genul \u0103sta de a conduce, oricare ar fi motivele tale. Pe mine m-a durut \u00eentotdeauna \u00een pul\u0103 de reguli c\u00e2nd stau \u00een calea succesului meu, asta s\u0103 fie clar. \u0218i de \u0103ia care au ceva de comentat pe tem\u0103 gen “vrem o \u021bar\u0103 ca afar\u0103”,\u00a0 “tu trebuie s\u0103 te schimbi primul” .\u00a0 Eu \u0219tiu foarte bine ce am de f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n

Iar \u0103sta e unul din motivele pentru care locuiesc \u00eenc\u0103 aici. C\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 ajungi ( c\u00e2nd nu-s ma\u0219ini pe strad\u0103,\u00a0 desigur)\u00a0 \u00een 17 minute la aeroport. Standard este intre 25-35 de unde stau eu.<\/p>\n

B\u0103i, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic,\u00a0 dar eu nu a\u0219 face asta pentru un client,\u00a0 m-a\u00a0 impresionat.<\/p>\n

So\u021bia: Cum la\u0219i bac\u0219i\u0219 la Uber?<\/p>\n

Simplu, sco\u021bi 50 de lei din buzunar \u0219i \u00eei pui pe scaun.<\/p>\n

Eu sunt un om determinat, alerg prin via\u021b\u0103 ca un raliu,\u00a0 la ce fel de om am crescut, e incredibil, dar am reu\u0219it s\u0103 \u00eemi dezvolt o anumit\u0103 ordine \u0219i rutin\u0103 ( a\u0219 zice militar\u0103,\u00a0 dar nu am servit vreodat\u0103 institu\u021bia armatei \u0219i mi-e team\u0103 s\u0103 nu exagerez)\u00a0 \u00een haosul cu care m\u0103 \u00eenconjur.<\/p>\n

Ca la formula 1, am un plan, c\u00e2nd m\u0103n\u00e2nc,\u00a0 c\u00e2nd dorm, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 trezesc, c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2t timp m\u0103 pi\u0219 ; tic-toc-tic-toc. Astfel progresul e parte din plan, nimic spectaculos de unde m\u0103 uit eu.<\/p>\n

Da’ e important c\u0103 e cineva la boxe,\u00a0 atunci c\u00e2nd mi se termin\u0103 benzina, sau determinarea mea e fututa de vreun eveniment neprevazut.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u0219a la ni\u0219te chestii, legate de so\u021bii \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bi,\u00a0 chestii de care mai vorbim\u00a0 diverse pe opencube. C\u0103 cei mai mul\u021bi declar\u0103 c\u0103 tot ce sunt, tot ce produc li se datoreaz\u0103 \u00een \u00eentregime. Nu sunt \u00een m\u0103sur\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei judec pe al\u021bii.\u00a0 Mi se pare \u00eens\u0103 lame <\/i>dac\u0103 e a\u0219a. S\u0103 fii c\u0103s\u0103torit \u0219i s\u0103 nu ajute chestia asta la nimic.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, eu a\u0219a am fost de mic. Determinat,\u00a0 \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat,\u00a0 dac\u0103 am un punct m\u0103 uit acolo \u0219i \u00eentr-acolo m\u0103 \u00eendrept \u0219i nu m\u0103 uit la ce-i \u00een calea mea. Dar succesul meu timpuriu a fost limitat, pentru c\u0103 mai ratez,\u00a0 iar un fail e un fail, dac\u0103 n-ai un mecanism de failover.<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 so\u021biile voastre pentru voi,\u00a0 dar la mine-i parte din staffing.\u00a0 Nu-i neap\u0103rat vizibil\u0103 din exterior, dar\u00a0 face parte din pachet.\u00a0 Dac\u0103 ratez nu cad \u00een gol, am un punct de sprijin.\u00a0 Dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi pierdut avionul azi nu c\u0103dea cerul.\u00a0 Dar era cam de c\u0103cat. Ar fi spus \u0103ia c\u0103,\u00a0 plm, e ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,\u00a0 nu m\u0103 mai intereseaz\u0103, chestii comune, e deja cli\u0219eu treaba asta, dar le-a\u0219 fi l\u0103sat un gust am\u0103rui. Neumarkt,\u00a0 sau ceva.\u00a0 \u00a0Dar e p\u0103cat dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta munc\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenec ca \u021biganul la mal. E o imagine acolo, am muncit pentru ea, c\u0103 poza aia face to\u021bi banii. \u0218i e mi\u0219to c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi po\u021bi permite s\u0103 dai cu b\u00e2ta \u00een balt\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu te strope\u0219ti.
\n\u0218i nu \u0219tiu cum v\u0103d restul lucrurile, dar eu le v\u0103d a\u0219a. Nu po\u021bi s\u0103 faci totul singur f\u0103r\u0103 gre\u0219eal\u0103. Sigur, po\u021bi s\u0103 te lauzi c\u0103 po\u021bi, normal, dac\u0103 nu exist\u0103 probe contrare e\u0219ti all good. Nu po\u021bi s\u0103 angajezi pe cineva s\u0103 fac\u0103 chestiile astea despre care vorbesc eu.<\/p>\n

Nu ai cum. Nu exist\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 robo\u021bi care s\u0103 \u0219tie ce ai de g\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd ce-ai de g\u00e2nd diverge de ce faci, s\u0103 intervin\u0103. Nu exist\u0103 un angajat care s\u0103 m\u0103 trezeasc\u0103 la 4:26 c\u00e2nd uit s\u0103 \u00eemi setez alarma \u0219i la ora aia s\u0103 fie disponibil s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac, mai mult dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurce. Nici nu pot s\u0103 explic cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 chestia asta. Dac\u0103 a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles de mai sus ca sunt handicapat \u0219i nu m\u0103 pot \u00eembr\u0103ca singur \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu am scris eu prea clar.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd aveam 2 joburi, era un raport pe care trebuia s\u0103 \u00eel\u00a0 prelucrez diminea\u021ba.\u00a0 \u0218i uneori veneau datele mai lent, alteori aveam eu gr\u0103mad\u0103 de munc\u0103.\u00a0 Dac\u0103 st\u0103team s\u0103 \u00eel fac \u00eemi futeam startul pentru al doilea job, nu era moarte de om, dar nici nu voiam s\u0103 fiu cunoscut ca \u0103la care \u00eent\u00e2rzie,\u00a0 c\u0103 nu a\u0219a fac bani.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00eel l\u0103sam,\u00a0 iar nu era moarte de om, dar nici nu voiam s\u0103 fiu cunoscut ca \u0103la care nu \u00ee\u0219i face treaba pentru c\u0103 mai are un job.\u00a0 \u0218tiau unii de al\u021bii \u0219i am lucrat \u00een ambele locuri f\u0103r\u0103 comentarii doar pentru c\u0103 nu au avut vreodat\u0103 motive de comentarii. Mi-am \u00eendeplinit \u00eendatoririle cu succes \u00een ambele locuri.<\/p>\n

Eh, uite,\u00a0 uneori succesul \u0103la \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei faci training so\u021biei s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fac\u0103 o parte din treab\u0103.\u00a0 Partea aia care nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu e mult\u0103,\u00a0 nu conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2t e de important\u0103, dar e fix ce lipse\u0219te \u0219i nu am eu timp ca s\u0103 pot alinia planetele. Ca s\u0103 fiu impecabil, like no other.\u00a0 Ce face ea nu se vede, \u00een cea mai mare parte e munca mea \u0219i promov\u0103rile le-am luat eu. Dar \u00een\u00a0 treburile astea care privesc calitatea \u0219i diferen\u021ba dintre doi angajati,\u00a0 edge-ul e dat de ni\u0219te detalii m\u0103runte.<\/p>\n

A\u021bi putea spune c\u0103 tri\u0219ez, c\u0103 nu e corect. Dar cui pula mea ii pas\u0103?\u00a0 Mie. C\u0103 de asta o echip\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t 1+1. De asta nu \u00een\u021beleg ideea de parteneriate civile cu partaj,\u00a0 numite sanchi c\u0103s\u0103torii.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 era pe a\u0219a nu a\u0219 fi avut nevoie niciodat\u0103 de un partener cu care s\u0103 \u00eempart pur \u0219i simplu costuri, responsabilit\u0103\u021bi\u00a0 \u0219i un pat.<\/p>\n

Eu \u0219tiu ce bug-uri am \u0219i tot repar la ele. Dar apari\u021bia unora e o treab\u0103 de statistic\u0103.\u00a0 E important s\u0103 am un partener care m\u0103 analizeaz\u0103 heuristic,\u00a0 m\u0103 cunoa\u0219te \u0219i \u0219tie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd e nevoie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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