{"id":9958,"date":"2017-11-28T14:01:42","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T12:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9958"},"modified":"2017-11-28T14:01:42","modified_gmt":"2017-11-28T12:01:42","slug":"crucea-rosie-%e2%9e%95-o-da-cu-preparii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9958","title":{"rendered":"Crucea Ro\u0219ie \u2795 o d\u0103 cu prep\u0103rii"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Eu \u0219tiu un singur prepar rom\u00e2n,  zoso. Or fi \u0219i al\u021bii,  da’ nu-i \u0219tiu eu. Am v\u0103zut o dat\u0103 \u0219i un site de prep\u0103real\u0103  rom\u00e2nesc, mare mirare dac\u0103 n-o fi tot al lui. La un caz de ceva probabil o sa fie singurul supravie\u021buitor. Serios,  n-o spun \u00een der\u00e2dere,  nu exist\u0103 cultura asta pe la noi. <\/p>\n

Eu recunosc c\u0103 n-am deniciunele prin cas\u0103.  Viziunea mea e c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi intr\u0103 cataclisma \u00een cur,  mai \u0219i mori, ce c\u0103cat at\u00e2ta preg\u0103tire. Adic\u0103 dac\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 scapi simplu cu un strafe<\/i>, cu un pitulat sub grind\u0103,  merge, dar dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi trebuie scule \u0219i unelte \u0219i s\u0103 \u0219tii sa le folose\u0219ti “pe mine duce\u021bi-m\u0103 la sp\u00e2nzur\u0103toare” – I didn’t sign up for this.  <\/p>\n

A venit copilul de la \u0219coal\u0103 cu un carton de la crucea ro\u0219ie.  I-au luat 3 lei pe el, normal. A\u0219a sunt \u0103\u0219tia de la crucea ro\u0219ie.  <\/p>\n

E mai interesant ce scrie pe el.  Cic\u0103 trus\u0103 de supravie\u021buire.  S\u0103 le lu\u0103m pe r\u00e2nd. 
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4 x hrana<\/b> pentru<\/b> supravie<\/b>\u021buire<\/b>.  D-astea am,  batoane proteice. Aveam 4, a m\u00e2ncat so\u021bia dou\u0103,  mereu le m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103,  aia e, nu tre’ s\u0103 supravie\u021buim to\u021bi.  <\/p>\n

Folie<\/b> termoizolant\u0103<\/b> <\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu ce e aia. <\/p>\n

5<\/b> x 💯<\/b> ml<\/b> Ap\u0103. B\u0103, wtf,  ori nu \u00een\u021beleg  ceva aici, or e o chestie gen teaser. De ce? Am bidoane de ap\u0103 potabil\u0103,  nu flacoane. <\/p>\n

Masc<\/b>\u0103 de<\/b> praf<\/b> nu am. Am pe la \u021bar\u0103 c\u00e2teva, le folosesc la lucru. Nu am folosit-o c\u00e2nd am izolat o bucat\u0103 de pod cu vat\u0103 de sticl\u0103 ,  mi-am futut g\u00e2rg\u0103l\u0103ul, deci, da, e bun\u0103 asta. O s\u0103.  <\/p>\n

Pelerine<\/b> de<\/b> ploaie<\/b>.  Au copiii. Eu nu am nevoie. Sunt Rambo.  <\/p>\n

8 m\u0103nu\u0219i de sp\u0103lare corporal\u0103 <\/b>. Am c\u0103utat pe google s\u0103 v\u0103d ce sunt astea \u0219i cum se folosesc. Refuz s\u0103 cred c\u0103 sunt critice,  dar cine \u0219tie, poate sunt eu prost preg\u0103tit. <\/p>\n

5 saci de plastic de 50 de litri.<\/b> Wtf? Ascundem cadavre, sau ce facem aici? <\/p>\n

Band\u0103 adeziv\u0103.  <\/b>Clar, e cu cadavre. <\/p>\n

Cheie reglabila de 20 cm.  <\/b>B\u0103,  de aia am, dar cred c\u0103 vor s\u0103 spun\u0103 20 mm. Deschidere.  <\/p>\n

Produs igienic feminin. <\/b>Mi-a zis nevasta c\u0103 sunt tampoane. Pula mea, noi murim aici \u0219i \u021bie \u00ee\u021bi arde de b\u0103gat…  M\u0103 rog, nu m\u0103 prive\u0219te. <\/p>\n

B\u0103\u021b luminos de 15 cm. <\/b>N-am.  Nici lantern\u0103.  Avem una de aia cu manivela, nici nu are nevoie de baterii, dar e bun\u0103,  a\u0219a mai meh \u0219i nu cred c\u0103 \u0219tim unde se afl\u0103,  a\u0219a la prima strigare.  E pe c\u0103utatelea. <\/p>\n

Ranga de 40 cm.  <\/b>Levier ii spune.  N-am la ora\u0219, dar \u00een\u021beleg la ce e bun. <\/p>\n

Trus\u0103 de prim ajutor. <\/b>Am de aia, dar ce pui \u00een ea, b\u0103,  crucea ro\u0219ie?  Plm, tocmai la asta s\u0103 nu spui nimic,  d\u0103-o \u00een s\u00e2nge grupa 0, c\u0103 e donator universal. <\/p>\n

Radio. Este, <\/b>dar nu are baterii. Nu a avut niciodat\u0103. Dar e bun, recunosc.  <\/p>\n

M\u0103nu\u0219i de munc\u0103. <\/b>La ora\u0219, n-am.  \u00cen\u021beleg de ce sunt bune, dar plm, al’data, mi-e nu \u00eemi place munca aia oricum. <\/p>\n

Unealt\u0103 multifunc\u021bional\u0103. <\/b>Adic\u0103?  Care func\u021bii?  Taie lemne, bate cuie…? Cele 4 func\u021bii standard?   C\u0103  2 din ele pot s\u0103 le fac \u0219i eu cu unealta din dotare. <\/b><\/p>\n

Fluier.  \u0102<\/b>sta <\/b>\u0219tiu ce e \u0219i de ce, am unul pe acas\u0103,  dar ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 5 \u00een 1?  <\/p>\n

Pastile de purificat apa nu am, o beau a\u0219a,  nu am avut vreodat\u0103.  Nici chibrituri impermeabile.  Nu am chibrituri \u00een cas\u0103.  Am copii, e ori una ori alta. Nu po\u021bi s\u0103 le ai pe am\u00e2ndou\u0103. <\/p>\n

G\u0103leata de 21 de litri a devenit un standard.  Hint: Unitatea de m\u0103sur\u0103 numit\u0103 “g\u0103leat\u0103 de lavabil”.  <\/b>Nu \u0219tiu ce faci cu ea, fix cu aia de 21. <\/p>\n

Sunt dou\u0103 concluzii : <\/p>\n

– Dac\u0103 vine cataclisma sunt futut.  <\/p>\n

– \u0102ia de la crucea ro\u0219ie nu prea fac o treab\u0103 bun\u0103 cu materialele lor informative.<\/p>\n

Ambele le \u0219tiam deja. Nimic nou. <\/p>\n


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