{"id":9978,"date":"2017-12-05T22:27:42","date_gmt":"2017-12-05T20:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9978"},"modified":"2017-12-06T20:55:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T18:55:34","slug":"bonjur-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9978","title":{"rendered":"Bon[ne] journ\u00e9e, Paris!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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De ieri:<\/em><\/p>\n

Trebuia sa fie Stockholm,\u00a0 revin, da’ nu e r\u0103u nici aci cu excep\u021bia lu’\u00a0 faptul c\u0103 ajunsei \u00een aeroport \u0219i suntem bloca\u021bi \u00een\u00a0 terminal la poart\u0103 de intrare. Plm, st\u0103m aci ca o ceata de \u021bigani bloca\u021bi la u\u0219\u0103.\u00a0 De vreo 10 minute. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 ne dau drumul sau ne gazeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Indianul meu e putin in urma cu zborul lui. Trebuia sa fi ajuns deja, dar ma anunta ca d-abia ce a aterizat. Ii spun ca si eu sunt putin retinut da’ ma duc la pasapoarte. pe urma<\/p>\n

Dupe care ne dau drumu’ ca la nebuni. Tre sa ajung la iesirea 16 de la terminalul 2F. Ne-au anuntat ca suntem deja la 2F, doar ca nu, plm , eram la portile L. Poate de aia nici nu ne-au deschis usa sa intram. Pastele ma-sii, iau trenu’ care merge prin aeroport si ma duc.\u00a0 Ma duc spre o iesire , baga-mi-as pula in indicatoarele lor, ca ajung tot la boarding. O mai iau o data la picior si ajung la pasapoarte.\u00a0 Au control electronic, dau sa merg in zona care duce la portile de control electroic – sunt vreo 4.<\/p>\n

O doamna ma intreaba daca am pasaport electronic, frantuzesc.\u00a0 Am electronic, da’ nu e de ajuns. Controlul electronic e doar pentru franceji.\u00a0 Fraierii din restul Europei\u00a0 sa stea la coada.<\/p>\n

In 20 de minute, cat am stat la coada, au venit fix 5 francezi numarati, fiecare condus de manuta de catre doamna asistenta pana la poarta de control automat, se intelege.\u00a0 Aveam castile in urechi, dar nu m-ar mira daca i-ar fi intampinat si cu Marseilleza.<\/p>\n

In timpul asta, la mai mult de 200 de oameni, erau 3 ofiteri de control de pasapoarte.<\/p>\n

Ma suna indianu’ sa ma intrebe daca am ajuns la “limuzina”.\u00a0 Ii spun ca sunt la pasapoarte si rade de mine, ma intreaba daca am facut ceva, ca ce dureaza atata. Il intreb daca el a facut controlul si-mi spune ca vine la 2E, dar vede\u00a0 ca au control electronic. Rad si-i urez success, da’ sa se uite ca-s cu vreo 50 de oameni in fata lui.<\/p>\n

Plecam amandoi sa cautam iesirea 16, baga-mi-as pula in indicatoarele lor, am mai zis ? – si pe drum vedem asa un sir de cacati de caine intins pe vreo 20 de metri. Ba, multi, ziceai ca-s presarati de Hansel si Gretel, dar astia erau din alta tara. Iesim pe poarta 16 de la 2F si nu e nimeni acolo.<\/p>\n

Asta pentru ca noi suntem la etajul 1. Exista o poarta 16 de la 2F si la parter, fix sub aia. Catre care nu era niciun indicator, sa le iau mortii la pula.<\/p>\n

E bine ca nu ne-a luat decat 1 ora sa iesim de pe centura Parisului catre Orleans. Old Orleans. Ala cu Jana d’Arc. Mai multe maine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De ieri: Trebuia sa fie Stockholm,\u00a0 revin, da’ nu e r\u0103u nici aci cu excep\u021bia lu’\u00a0 faptul c\u0103 ajunsei \u00een aeroport \u0219i suntem bloca\u021bi \u00een\u00a0…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9979,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,434,82],"tags":[2200,176,345],"class_list":["post-9978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","category-despre-munca","category-prin-lume","tag-aeroport-charles-de-gaulle","tag-franta","tag-paris"],"views":2424,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/paris.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2AW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9978"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10000,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9978\/revisions\/10000"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}