That’s a saturday morning that I have to wake up at a fucking hotel in Munich , rather than at home, thanks to mothe’fuckers from Lufthansa.
It started yesterday evening. I pushed the rented car to the limit being afraid that maybe I’ll get some stationary traffic in Oberhausen – Duisburg area , as the GPS was frightening me. Hence, I got to the airport with some time in advance. I don’t say how much , cause then someone should suspend my driving licence indefinitelly and possibly a certain car rental company should stop lending me cars. I am sorry for my behavior , specially since it didn’t worth the fuss. While having a beer at lounge, I noticed that the connection flight to Munich was delayed 15 mins. From 19:45 to 20:00. Fucking basterds. Had another beer. Meanwhile the departure was actually delayed till 20:35.
There was no fucking effort from the pilots to make it earlier to the destination . I know it’s a short flight and you can’t quite catch up much on a 45 minutes flight , but they didn’t catch up anything . That’s because they don’t give a damn shit about it.
That’s that and got there at 21:30 , about the time I should have boarded to Bucharest . Ran through the airport , got to the gate 10 minutes before the departure time , but gate was closed, nobody there. Mothe’fuckers. Not only they didn’t wait for us ( I didn’t hear my name called as “last call for passenger … ” ) , but they had also an early take off. What’s the fucking purpose of booking a connection flight with Lufthansa? How’s it any better than WizzAir , who a week ago decided to change the take off time of my flight to Dortmund. Well , at least they informed me with 48 hours before , so they can get rid of liabilities.
Got to the service center and the worker there said , what can you do ?
– For fuck’s sake! Take me fucking home.
Obviously this was the last flight taking off to Bucharest for the day and there was no other suitable connection available there. It was also the fact that I had a checked in luggage that mattered. Normally , you stand a chance if you have only hand luggage. But then again , yesterday I lacked the lady at the counter 8. And not even I am anymore the James Bond that I used to be.
Hence, I got to socialize with some other traveler going from DUS to OTP , that works for the same company I worked in the past.
Sorry to meet you , unfortunate pal.
Of course Lufthansa paid the taxi and the hotel for the night and diner ( if you can call diner 3 wursts with spinach ) and breakfast. And one beer. The next one had to be on my expense. I am not in the mood to send them the bill for the next beer , but next time , if it happens I am staying at Radisson’s or Ritz. On my expense and will send them the bill. Bloody bastards . Fuck you once more.
This time , it wasn’t all about me , was all about you , incompetent bastards!
I have mailed them my feedback as follows:
Dear Lufthansa ,
Last night I should have had sex with my wife after reaching home.
Since this didn’t happen all I can say out of my frozen hearth is a big fuck you for your services and incompetence.
That’s the short for thanks for flying off my connection flight from Munich even though I got at the gate 10 minutes before take off time.
Couldn’t be there earlier also because of you. It used to be ” Nonstop you” and referring to me ,as a customer. Now for me it seems to be non-stop you.
Fuck you then , once more. That’s so that you don’t mistakenly take me for a happy customer.Sincerely yours,
99222439380XXXX
Don’t expect an answer
